Albums

Nyck Caution - Anywhere But Here (featuring Joey Bada$$, Denzel Curry, Kota the Friend, CJ Fly, GASHI + more)
NYUON - 4FROMNYUON
UnoTheActivist - Unoverse
Since99 - CARBON COPY (featuring Tony Shhnow & 10kdunkin)
Marco Polo - MP On The MP: The Beat Tape Vol. 1
K.A.A.N - Long Time No See (featuring Dax & Bleverly Hills)
704Chop - Carolina Superstar
2nd Generation Wu - Hereditary (featuring Inspectah Deck + more)
Healy - Tungsten
Eladio Carrión - Monarca (featuring J Balvin + more)
ZAYN - Nobody Is Listening (featuring Syd & Devlin)
Ashnikko - DEMIDEVIL (featuring Kelis, Princess Nokia & Grimes)
Project Youngin - Bigger Blessings (featuring Pooh Shiesty, Hotboii, Lil C & Trapboy Freddy)
Boogotti Kasino - The Gamble (featuring OMB Bloodbath + more)
G Fredo - Only the 3rd Chapter
SpaceGhostPurrp - Kill Ever Soul I See
Mister CR & Westcoast Kreations Presents: Project Blowed All-Stars (featuring Myka-9 + more)
Antahlyzah - The Ceremonial Gifted
Sleatford Mods - Spare Ribs
Lukah - When The Black Hand Touches You
not yet posted:
wowflower - Abel's Planet

EPs

Gabriel Garzón-Montano - Spotify Singles
dvsn - Amusing Her Feeings (featuring Miguel)
Cdot Huncho - H5 Deluxe
Araabmuzik - TRAP SOUL
Pollari & Tony Shhnow - Evil Twins
WHITE JOHN - CASE STILL PENDING (featuring OMB Peezy, Rucci & Big Sad 1900)
Chavis Chandler - Have a Little FUN, sometime.
RAY FUEGO - HEMELSCHIP

Singles

Juice WRLD & Young Thug - Bad Boy
Lice (Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman) - Ask Anyone
Ameer Vann - IDFIATOK
Benny the Butcher - Bills Mafia Anthem
Ariana Grande - 34+35 (feat. Megan Thee Stallion & Doja Cat)
Flo Milli & Kenny Beats - Roaring 20s
Family Bvsiness (Crooked I) - Skip This Ad (Produced by Eminem)
M24 x Fivio Foreign - Fashion
DaBaby - Masterpiece
Night Lovell - A Lot (feat. Lindasson & Ftg. Reggie)
DIVINE - Jungle Mantra (feat. Vince Staples & Pusha T)
Travis Scott - Goosebumps (HYME Remix)
Run the Jewels - Ooh La La (Remix) [feat. Mexican Institute Of Sound & Santa Fe Klan]
Gallant - Comeback
DJ Muggs The Black Goat - The Chosen One
Pooh Shiesty - Guard Up
YOUR LOSS - Chaos!
Bilal & Nikki Jean - Black Coffee in Bed
RiFF RAFF - TiPTOE 4 (fea. Yelawolf)
Emotional Oranges - Bonafide (feat. Chiiild)
Lous and The Yakuza - Amigo (with Joey Bada$$)
Retch - Sun Up
Larry June & Jay Worth - Dear Winter
BabyTron - Dookie Season (feat. RMC Mike)
Central Cee - Pinging (6 Figures)
Fredo Bang - In The Name of Gee (Still the Most Hated)
seeyousoon - Fever
scarlxrd - LET THE WXRLD BURN.
Ebhoni - Hit This
Remble & Drakeo The Ruler - Ruth’s Chris Freestyle
Tom The Mail Man - Forever
Video Dave (Mike Eagle's DJ) - Grift Em Up (Donald Trump Diss)
Saint Parrish - Blue Bills. (feat. Mick Jenkins)
F L A C O - You Know What
BigBabyGucci - Stuck in my System
Funkmaster Flex & Fivio Foreign - Game Time
Gullypabs X Skengdo & AM - #410 In Spain
Ghetts - Skengman (feat. Stormzy & Ghetto)
Las Cafeteras - If I Was President (Remix) [feat. Sa-Roc, QVLN, Mega Ran & Boog Brown]
Malz Monday & WESTSIDE BOOGIE - Tripping
Rich The Kid - Split
Lord Jahmonte Ogbon - Eleven (Remix)
Jae Stephens - What You Need (feat. THEY.)
Masiwei (of Higher Brothers - Why (为什么)
Mitchy Slick & Damu - Anything
Kenny Tea & Planet Asia - Stepped On Alpaca
Rio Da Yung OG & RMC Mike - PoundTown
Knarley Jai - Success (feat. Duke Deuce)
Khalygud - Modello
Top5 - 2 Cases (via 6ixbuzz)
Dessa - Rome
Body Meat - Ultima
Doe Boy - COVID-19
Bizzy Banks - Bless the Booth (Freestyle)* / Bandemic
A-WAX & KING ISO - BLEMISH
Mo Money - Deniable
Philmore Greene & Skyzoo - Time
Philthy Rich & Fenix Flexin - Separate
Smokepurpp - PIGEONS!
White John, Rucci & Big Sad 1900 - Thug Life
Jhyph - Rip da Goons (feat. OMB Peezy)
Spectacular Diagnostics - PETANQUE / PASS.OUT
FRESCODBFLYG – MOB TIES
Chey Dolla - Money Ain't Everything
YeloHill & Steelz - Strip
Russ Millions & Buni - Plugged In (Freestyle)
Langston Bristol & redveil - Psa
The Bad Seed - Daddy Dearest
Substance810 – Fortified
Senseigod - To The Sky (feat. Smoke DZA)
YN Jay - Coochie In Class / Smoove Back (Austin Powers Remix) / Las Vegas
Bronze Nazareth & Leaf Dog – Lisbon Dinners
Yung Jinx - Kickback (feat. Ab-Soul)
SebastiAn & Syd - Doorman (Vegyn Remix)
Wacotron & Southside - Toothpaste
KESHORE - Computer Science
Icewear Vezzo - 6Print
Yella Beezy - Is You Fuckin?
Lil Eazzyy - Onna Come Up (Remix) [feat. G Herbo]
RoadRunna White - HighClass (feat. G.T., Icewear Vezzo, Rio Da Yung OG, FGB Boomer)
Amber Window & Swarvy - A Child Is Born
Virgil Abloh & serpentwithfeet - Delicate Limbs (Special Request Remix)
Bobby Sessions - Made A Way (Remix) [feat. Lecrae]
Westside Tut - Cry Over (feat. Lil Durk)
Rome Streetz & VH$ - Bolilo (feat. A.M. Early Morning)
Haviah Mighty - Antisocial (feat. Old Man Saxon)
K. Forest - Bad Neighbors
Jamal Gasol- This Rap Shit Is Wrestling
Pro Dillinger - Conan
Substance810 – Fortified
The Bad Seed - Daddy Dearest
All Hail Y.T. & Yosonova - D Mack's Theme
Too Short – All The Kids On The Block (feat. Rayven Justice)
not yet posted:
Adam Snow & youngxdre - No Time
Cheat Codes & Bryce Vine - Stay (Blinkie Remix)
Jelani Aryeh - Angels
Joy Oladokun - wish you the best (feat. Jensen McRae)
Tony Njoku - ZORO (feat. Zoro Jackson)
Stack Skrilla - Need 2

Features

Racci - Pop Out (feat. Young Dro)
Fable - Songs from the Gun (feat. Jeremiah Jae)
D.Charmberz - Rap with a Legend (feat. Method Man)
Whethan & Oliver Tree - Freefall (Tchami Remix)
Mithril Oreder, Rappin' 4-Tay & DJ Pain 1 - Popular Demand
Young Franco, Denzel Curry & Pell - Fallin' Apart (Close Counters Remix) / Fallin' Apart (Human Movement Remix)
StarBoy - Show You the Money (feat. WizKid)
Arichussettes & Eto - Spit Nothing But Street
Faouzia & John Legend - Minefields (Hook N Sling Remix)
JGreen - All On Me (Remix) [feat. Jackboy]
215doubleo - Right My Wrongs (feat. Teejay3k & E Mozzy)
Swiggle Mandela - Needed (feat. WESTSIDE BOOGIE, Jasey Cordeta & Kenai)
Hass Irv - All Day (Remix) [feat. G Herbo]
GR$$D - THEY DON'T LIKE US (feat. Guapdad 4000 & Y2)
The Yutes & Curren$y - High Grade
Steib Boy Stretch - Floatin' Thru Da Trap (feat. Maxo Kream & Lil' Keke)
Mike Knox - Backblock (Remix) [feat. Beanie Sigel, Young Chris, Foreign Boy Osama & Quilly]
Baby Shae - Clout Shit (feat. Molly Brazy)
Sxtturn - Ella Me Llamo a Las 3 Am (feat. Kid Cole & Clasm Casino)
FROZEN4EVER - Lately 2 (feat. DC the Don)
Young AP - Drill Tonight (feat. Shef G)
LIL CBN - Devon Booker (feat. DC the Don)
Dramatik! - Baraka (feat. AKTHESAVIOR)
Taleban Dooda & T9ine - Chosen
BagBoy Po & Sada Baby - Count Me Out
Danny Foster - Don't Call (feat. Lando Chill)
Richie Valentino - Tiddys (feat. Jim Jones & Blue Diamond)
Frenglish - D'ussé (Remix) [feat. Slimelife Shawty]
Big Los - Back To Back (feat. BabyTron)
Lifeof9000 - No Where (feat. James Fauntleroy)
AcquiredTaste - SNAKES IN the GRASS (feat. 03 Greedo)
CxT GZUS - Votive Candles (feat. Joell Ortiz)
MeloBallin - What You Tryna Spend (feat. Payroll Giovanni)
* means not on streaming
project features are listed mostly just if the artist is recognizable
the "Features" tab are songs that haven't been posted that I discovered through the feature.
From KHDTX13 (will be updated):

SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS:

Fresh Singles

Fresh Albums & EPs

Bruce “B-Brazy” Parrish, 28 (December 12, 1974 – May 9, 2003) shot and killed in Inglewood.
Baby B-Loco
B-Mack
OG Bang
Batmite 1
Boom
Lil Bosko
Baby Bosko
Big Lil’ Brother, killed on 106th & Figueroa
Chuchu
Cricket
Trayvonnie “D Bone 4 / Kay S” Odom, 25 ( – February 10, 2013), shot and killed at Normandie Casino
Daymon
Dean
Ed Dog
Ed Pro
Evil AL
Frog Dogg ( – 1985)
G-Mont
G-Redd ( – 2009)
Wardell “G-Sexx” Mayberry (May 27, 1974 – Jan 15, 2001)
G-Will
Derrick “G-Redd” Porter, 35 ( – January 15, 2009)
Gangsta Kricket
Big Grim Lock
Lil Grim Lock
Hang Out 3 ( – 2008)
Hallow Foots
Jay Dee 2
Joker Face
Ju Ju ( – 1988)
K-Tone 2
Trayvonnie “Kay S / D-Bone 4” Odom (Jul 2, 1987 – February 10, 2013), shot and killed at Normandie Casino
Ken Dog ( – 1996)
Kev Dog
Knuckles ( – 2009)
Nicole “Koko” Elizabeth Thrower, 17 (Jan 29, 1975 – June 15, 1992) killed during a quintuple murder in Inglewood during a drug transaction on 3600 block of West 109th Street. She was the youngest among the five persons murdered.
Komoe
Konfuze
Kowboy
Jimmy “Kricket” Lee Lewis, 24 (Mar 25, 1968 – June 15, 1992) killed during a quintuple murder in Inglewood during a drug transaction on 3600 block of West 109th Street.
Krock
Lady Bug
Edtanisha “Lady Knuckles” Williams, 18 (February 19, 1990 – February 18, 2009)
Shane “Laniak 1” Leroy Wheeler, 23 (Jul 26, 1968 – Jun 15, 1992) killed during a quintuple murder in Inglewood during a drug transaction on the 3600 block of West 109th Street. Inglewood detective Russ Enyeart believes that brothers Victor (b. Nov 11, 1960 – ) and Purvis Herd (b. Apr 3, 1966 – ) were the shooters but as of 2014 they have never been charged.
Bryant Lemar “Laniak II” Hannon, 20 (November 16, 1973 – October 23, 1995) shot and killed at gas station. Ramone “Lee Bee 2” Lateef Humphrey, 25 (April 4, 1981 – June 9, 2006), fatally shot at 612 W. 111th St. in South LA.
Loco Will 1 ( – 1990 or 92)
Lonnie Lon
Deshawn “Mackie 3” Trenton Adams, 24 ( – July 22, 2007), was shot and killed by the Gardena Police
Marlin
Midnight
Molynthia “Mo” Smith, 19 (April 25, 1973 – June 15, 1992) killed during a quintuple murder in Inglewood during a drug transaction on 3600 block of West 109th Street. She was among two females that were murdered.
James “Mook / Shoota” Hill ( – 2014/15),
Mookie
Mouse
Nocchio
O 1
Oliver
Peabody, considered the founder of United Blood Nation in Folsom prison during the 1980s
Peanut 1 ( – November 1995), brother of Lil Peanut
Ramone “Peanut 2” McKissick, 19 (October 23, 1976 – November 15 1995), shot and killed at 642 W. 108th Street.
Pocahantas
Poo
Poppa 3
Poppa Smurf 3
Psycho Mike
Ray Dogg
Red
OOG Rick Lane
Deontra “Rob 2” Lornell Phillips, 36 (Apr 14, 1977 – Sep 14, 2013), fatally shot on 600 block of West 111th Street while sitting in parked car.
Skrap
Lil Slim
Snoop, first Lane to dies during the 1970s.
Stef
Baby Stone, died in car accident
Lil Suge
T-Roll
Tall Kan, shot and killed in Victorville, CA
Teresa
Tone Malone
Tony Jayce
Tray Dogg, died of an aneurysm in 2011
Lil Turtle ( – 1995), shot and killed
Lil Twin
Tyree
Vick Rock ( – 1988)
Woody Lanes
Woof
YG
Yoda
Lil Yoda
Ricky Lane, 43 ( – Feb 7, 2004) died of heart attack
(https://www.streetgangs.com/bloods/losangeles/dlb/)

Jimmy returned for the first time exactly one year after the accident. I was home alone. Dad was at the bar and Mom was dead. We’d crammed her into a pine box and shipped her off to the incinerator months ago.
I’d been sitting on the couch watching a plump cockroach scuttle across the coffee table, sipping whiskey that I’d liberated the previous night after Dad passed out. I wasn’t quite drunk yet. At eleven years old, my tolerance to alcohol was comparable to most local stumblebum drunks.
A knock came to the door, the gentle tap of brittle knuckles upon rotted wood. I paused with the rim of the bottle resting against my lips. Even the cockroach cocked its long antennae curiously toward the door.
The local trick-or-treaters knew better than to come here seeking candy. Our ramshackle abode was always one DHS visit away from being condemned, and the cobwebs and sundry creepy-crawlies in our front windows certainly weren’t decorative.
I reflexively choked out a sob when I opened the door and saw his ghostly form. The sheet draped over him was stained brown and soaked with stinking river water.
“Jimmy?” I asked, my voice croaking in disbelief.
As if to answer me, his jaw fell slack and I heard the tiniest groan emerge from under that sheet, like a whining door hinge in a quiet house. He raised his hand to me and I shrank back in fear, expecting him to thrust an accusatory finger and damn me as a liar and murderer. Instead, I realized that he was holding his hand open, expecting something. A dry, throaty sound whistled up from his slackened jaw and I suddenly understood what he wanted.
My little brother had come back for his favorite holiday.
I rushed up to my bedroom, reached under my bed, and grabbed Jimmy’s pumpkin-shaped Halloween bucket. I flicked off the roaches and shook out mouse shit then ran back to the front steps, where my little brother was waiting.
As Jimmy snatched his candy bucket from me, I saw them, watching us from the corner. It was the same group of older bullies that harassed us last year, on the night of the accident. Last time, they’d been wearing clown masks. They chose the Power Rangers this year.
Despite their masks, I could tell that those bullies didn’t quite believe what they were seeing. Jimmy had been presumed dead for a year, yet here he was, wearing the very same costume they’d seen him wearing on the night he went missing.
I’d had a growth spurt since that night. Rage and self-hatred did wonders for a growing boy’s physique.
Fueled by whiskey and a desperate urge to blame anyone other than myself for Jimmy’s death, I charged them. Outnumbered four-to-one, I took some shots, no doubt, but I routed them regardless, and I left one of them bleeding on the sidewalk, beaten nearly half-to-death.
Then I returned to Jimmy, smiling, and hooked my pinky around his before we set off to celebrate Halloween.
#
I sat on my couch, eyes trained on the flickering candle on my coffee table. The power had been out for a month and I hadn’t seen any good reason to turn it back on; I’d only be cutting into my meager booze budget and, besides, the city was kicking me out in a few days. The house had been bought and paid for by some long-dead relative then passed down to my parents as an act of pity. When Dad finally kicked the bucket, he left the house to me, but I was never quite able to stay ahead of the property taxes.
I wasn’t going to miss the place. It wasn’t exactly full of fond memories.
At this time of night, I’d normally be blackout drunk, but tonight was Halloween and I didn’t want to miss Jimmy. My entire life might have amounted to a hill of shit, but I’ve promised to never let my little brother down again.
I checked the time. Eight o’clock on the dot. I grabbed Jimmy’s Halloween bucket and headed out front.
Jimmy never did tell me why Halloween was his favorite holiday. He’d been a gentle kid, small for his age, fair-skinned and wispy. You wouldn’t have known it to look at him, but he preferred the schlock and gore of October grindhouse horror movie marathons to kiddie fare more appropriate to his age. He never flinched at the scary parts, when the reanimated undead wreaked havoc or dream demons emerged to slash open teenage throats.
I’d never attributed his love of Halloween to something so cliché as donning a mask to pretend to be someone else, though I wouldn’t have blamed him. No, I’d always suspected that Jimmy loved this time of year specifically because it was when the world went dim and happily embraced the horrific. Vampires and possessed dolls and werewolves made more sense than the more abstract horrors we faced at home.
Or, shit, maybe the kid just really liked candy.
I stepped outside and the riverwards were alive with grinning jack-o-lanterns, windows glowing orange and framed with fake spider webs, and scores of yuppie parents leading their kids door-to-door. I spotted him walking slowly toward the house. I swore, he got smaller every year.
I waved to him. He didn’t wave back, but he did cock his head slightly, as if he was struggling to remember who I was. As always, he was wearing the filthy sheet, soaked in river water. I felt a passing wave of revulsion and guilt when I glimpsed the faded bloodstains where the fabric hugged Jimmy’s misshapen occipital.
I smiled and offered him the bucket. Jimmy snatched it from my hand. Though there was only darkness within those crooked eye holes I’d cut into the sheet twenty-five years ago, somehow I knew that if he still had eyes, they’d have been gleaming.
I reached down to his hand, hooked my pinky around his, and I took my little brother trick-or-treating, like I’d done every year since he first returned.
This wasn’t our neighborhood anymore. Sure, the names of the streets were the same, but that was about it. The yuppie influx, with the ensuing rent increases and property tax hikes, had squashed out most of the old guard. The newbies didn’t care for the sturdy, century-old houses forged with brick and mortar. One by one, those stout homes were being flattened to make way for flimsier, but more stylish facades. Soon, our childhood home was going to suffer the same fate.
Jimmy must have sensed that something was amiss because he tightened his pinky around mine. Though I haven’t heard his voice since that night by the river, his pinky squeeze said enough.
It said, I’ve got you.
That was our private show of reassurance that helped sustain us through our childhood. When Mom wept at the dinner table as we split a dried hunk of welfare cheese for dinner, I’d give Jimmy a squeeze. When Dad staggered home drunk and started laying into Mom, I’d join Jimmy on his small twin mattress. We’d squeeze pinkies, eyes shut tight, with pillows over our ears so we wouldn’t have to hear Dad’s fist knocking against Mom’s head.
I’ve got you.
Tonight, we stopped at every house that still had its lights on. Our new neighbors smiled awkwardly, genuinely troubled by the sight of the neighborhood drunk escorting a child in a raggedy ghost costume. I didn’t give a shit what they thought as long as they tossed a few bite-sized Snickers bars into Jimmy’s bucket.
Soon, the streets began to empty and the trick-or-treaters went home. One by one, those grinning jack-o-lanterns went dark, those orange window lights dimmed, and it was just Jimmy and I wandering the lonely streets.
We headed back toward the house. This was where we would normally part ways, with Jimmy heading back on his own. Tonight, though, I remained at his side.
He cocked his head again, curious.
I squeezed his pinky.
#
Though I loved Jimmy, he was still my little brother and, often, I treated him as such. Just because I hated the neighborhood bullies didn’t mean I didn’t glean some pointers from their abuse. Sometimes, I’d slap Jimmy around or steal his toys because he’d annoyed me somehow. Other times, I just wanted to feel stronger than someone else.
The day of his death, Jimmy had put me in a particularly foul mood. Using the five-fingered discount, I’d gotten comic books from the drug store on York Street and I was looking forward to thumbing through them. Jimmy came rushing into our bedroom, crying because the rats had gotten to his hand-me-down Jason Voorhees costume. The critters had gnawed through the plastic hockey mask and left the (fake) blood-splattered overalls stinking like rat turds.
I told him to take it up with Mom and Dad, but he said Mom was passed out and Dad was at the bar, as usual.
My mood instantly turned black, not necessarily because of Jimmy, but because, once again, I’d have to pick up the slack for our parents. I cooked most of Jimmy’s meals. I scrubbed the stink off his clothes and got him ready for school every morning while Mom and Dad were off, drunk and doped. All I’d wanted was a night to myself, curled up in bed with some stolen comic books, but they couldn’t stay sober long enough to even give me that much.
Somehow, I kept my temper in check. I got him to stop sobbing by yanking the sheet off his bed, cutting out those mismatched eye holes, and draping it over him. “There,” I said. “You’re a ghost now.”
His green eyes were visible through the holes in the sheet. His cheeks perked up under the sheet and I could tell he was smiling.
“Can you take me trick-or-treating?” he asked.
No, I didn’t want to, but I also didn’t want him crying again and Mom would have beaten the shit out of me if I let Jimmy wander the neighborhood alone.
So we set out into the streets, amongst a legion of Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters and Barbie dolls brought to life. Though it was simple, he enjoyed his makeshift costume. I was just hoping to get through the night without bumping into our enemies.
That was certainly naïve of me. It didn’t take long for them to zero in on us. There were four of them, all older boys. Even the smallest one towered over me.
They were wearing clown masks, thin plastic smiling red-nosed clowns that filled my stomach with dread. None of the parents milling about with their kids noticed the brewing confrontation, not with the dozens of trick-or-treaters clogging the sidewalk.
Jimmy clutched his candy bucket to his chest. One of the bullies reached for it, and that was when I snapped. I couldn’t help it. I might have been pissed off at him for dragging me out here, but this was Jimmy’s favorite night of the year. I couldn’t watch some assholes ruin it for him.
I swung, hard. My fist connected with the bully’s face and I heard a loud crunch right before blood trickled down from behind the clown’s visage.
I grabbed Jimmy by the wrist and we took off into the throngs of costumed kids. We rounded the next corner and disappeared into an alley.
We hid there, holding our breath as the bullies sped past. There was no way they were going to let this go. Two of them would likely roam the neighborhood looking for us, while the other two would lay in wait near our house.
“What are we going to do?” Jimmy asked, voice quivering in fear.
Every night, right before I blackout, I think about how I should have just squeezed his pinky.
But I didn’t. Instead, I blamed him. We wouldn’t have been in this trouble if he hadn’t been such a crybaby back home. That was why, of the dozens of places we could have gone to hide, I chose the river, because I knew he was terrified of the river.
#
Today, the Delaware riverfront was as gentrified as the rest of the neighborhood. A casino and towering condominiums loomed large and quaint pedestrian walkways were infested with pop-up beer gardens.
In our youth, the riverfront had been an industrial graveyard, dominated by long-shuttered factories with stretches of wilderness between them. Stinking sumac trees swayed overhead and plump river rats darted through the bushes.
This wasn’t the first time we had to hide back here. Jimmy always hated it. Although the neighborhood lay only a quarter-mile to the west, Jimmy thought the riverfront was too isolated. He feared that if our bullies ever caught us here, they could kill us and no one would ever know.
My mood hadn’t improved when we finally reached one of the piers, big gray concrete blocks jutting out fifty feet into the sloshing water, supported by a number of wood pilings underneath.
Jimmy remained a few feet behind me, still in his costume, nervously gripping his Halloween bucket. The tide was coming in and he jumped every time he felt a wave hit the pilings beneath us, as if the pier might collapse.
But what scared Jimmy the most was the possibility of falling into the water, that those rough green-brown waves might trap him under the pier, where he’d come up for air and smash his face against unyielding concrete instead.
“Can we just please try to go home?” he whined.
“No,” I snapped back. “Not unless you want those assholes to knock your teeth out.”
He lowered his head. “But I don’t like it back here.”
Looking at my whimpering little brother, I lost all sense of empathy. After running scared from our bullies, I was eager to assert myself as an alpha. I yanked him toward the edge of the pier.
“I’m so tired of you acting like a wimp,” I snarled. I shoved him closer to the edge, where the water sloshed violently ten feet below us. “There’s nothing to be afraid of back here.”
“I just want to go home,” he cried, the eye holes in the sheet now rimmed with tears.
“Stop being such a pussy!” I shouted then instinctively gave him a stiff right hook to the shoulder.
What happened next occurred within seconds, yet in my memory, it seems to play out for an eternity.
I’d hit him harder than I meant to. Jimmy dropped his candy bucket then staggered as his shoes got caught in the pool of fabric underfoot. I watched in muted disbelief as he flopped over the pier, arms waving, right before the back of his head cracked against the concrete edge.
There was a splash ten feet beneath me and my brother was gone, leaving behind nothing more than a red patch on the concrete and white bubbles breaking the water’s surface.
#
Pinkies locked, we maneuvered through condominium parking lots and empty beer garden stalls until we reached that old pier.
For a moment, my memories blended with the present and I saw myself, cold and shivering and soaked with river water, trudging back toward the neighborhood alone, clutching Jimmy’s candy bucket.
I remembered how cold and dark the river was when I dove in, fighting the waves, trying in vain to find my brother before finally giving up. I never told anyone what happened. That night, when I got home, Mom was still passed out and Dad hadn’t come back from the bar yet.
I hid my wet clothes then, later, told them that Jimmy had simply run away from me. I was terrified of what would happen if they knew the truth. There was a police search that amounted to nothing. Dad didn’t seem to care very much. Months later, Mom swallowed forty sleeping pills and never woke up.
I took to stealing swigs of Dad’s half-empty liquor bottles to soothe my guilt, a habit that had served me ever since. But even that relief has proved fleeting. As Jimmy and I walked along the pier, I tightened my pinky around his, content to die sober.
We stood at the edge of the pier. Though I couldn’t see his face, I could tell that he was no less afraid of the river now than he had been twenty-five years ago.
Jimmy stepped off the pier and disappeared into the water below. I wondered, once this pier was inevitably torn asunder to make way for a condo or another casino, would Jimmy still resurface on Halloween? If he did, and he ventured into the neighborhood, would he even recognize that the shiny new studio apartments were standing on the grave of our old house?
Either way, I was going to make sure that he didn’t go through it alone.
I stepped off the pier, just like Jimmy had that night. I cracked the base of my skull against that concrete lip. A lightning flash of pain shot across the world and I crashed hard into the water, pushed at once by the tide under the pier. A wave slammed me against one of the pilings and I felt something snap in my back and, when I tried to scream, filthy river water filled my mouth.
Yet, as I was thrashed about under the dock, my consciousness slowly fading, I felt Jimmy’s tiny pinky finger squeezing around my own.
I’ve got you.
#
That happened almost one year ago, last Halloween. Though I wanted nothing more than to slip into a watery slumber with my little brother, he must have felt otherwise. I woke up, weeks later, in a hospital. They removed patches of my skull to relieve the pressure from the brain bleed, courtesy of cracking my head on that concrete lip. My ribs had been shattered to splinters from the paramedics’ vigorous chest compressions.
They found me on the road, which meant Jimmy dragged me from the water, across the industrial wilderness, then out to the waiting blacktop. I asked the medics if there’d been a boy in a ratty ghost costume with me when they arrived. They said they hadn’t seen one.
Anyway, I’m writing this on the computer at the public library right off Girard Avenue, but I better finish up. The librarian is a real asshole. Doesn’t like it when street bums like me stink up the joint. It’s almost Halloween once again. Jimmy might not want me down in the water with him, but I’m going back to join him, regardless.
I’ve got his candy bucket, so we can hit the neighborhood one last time. I’ve also got a box cutter with the sharpest goddamn razors I could find. Once Jimmy slips back into the water, I’m going to open myself up – both wrists, then my carotid artery – and I’m jumping into that green-blue Delaware shitwater right along with him, because I’m Jimmy’s big brother, god damn it.
I won’t let him swim alone.

10 Violent Women
13 Ghosts
Abar, the First Black Superman
Absolute Beginners
Across 110th Street
After Hours
Alice Sweet Alice
Alien from L.A.
All Night Long
Alone in the Dark
The Alphabet
An American Hippie in Israel
The Amityville Horror
The Amputee
Anatomy of a Psycho
Another Son of Sam
The Apple
Assault on Precinct 13
Attack of the Crab Monsters
The Awful Dr. Orlof
The Baby
Barbarella
Bayou
The Beast with Five Fingers
Beat Street
Belladonna of Sadness
Below the Belt
Ben
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
The Beyond
Big Bad Mama
The Big Cube
The Big Doll House
Billy the Kid Versus Dracula
Black Caesar
Black Christmas
Black Gunn
Black Mama, White Mama
The Black Sleep
Blacula
Blast of Silence
Blood Feast
Blood Freak
The Blood on Satan's Claw
Bloody Birthday
Blue Sunshine
Blue Velvet
Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw
Bone
The Boogens
Border Radio
Born in Flames
The Born Losers
Breakin'
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Brewster McCloud
Bride of the Monster
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brood
A Bucket of Blood
Burnt Offerings
Bus Riley's Back in Town
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
C.C. and Company
Caged
Caged Heat
The Candy Snatchers
Carnival Magic
Carnival of Souls
The Cat o' Nine Tails
Chained for Life
Cherry 2000
The Chocolate War
Chopping Mall
Christmas Evil
The Church
Ciao! Manhattan
The City of the Dead
Class
Class of 1984
Cleopatra Jones
Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
Coffy
College Confidential
Cookie
Count Yorga, Vampire
Countryman
Cover Me Babe
The Crazies
The Crazy World of Julius Vrooder
Crumb
Darktown Strutters
Dead of Night
Dead Sleep
The Dead Zone
Deadly Friend
Death by Invitation
Death Force
Death Race 2000
Death Watch
Deathsport
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
The Decline of Western Civilization Part III
The Decline of Western Civilization
Deep End
Dementia
Dementia 13
Demon Seed
Diagonal Symphony
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
Disco Godfather
Dolemite
The Doll Squad
Dolls
Dreamscape
Drug Stories! Narcotic Nightmares and Hallucinogenic Hellrides
Dudes
DumbLand
Dusty and Sweets McGee
Earth Girls Are Easy
Eating Raoul
Electra Glide in Blue
Emma Mae
Equinox
Escort Girl
Evil Dead II
The Evil
Eyes of a Stranger
The Fast and the Furious
Fast-Walking
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Female Trouble
Final Exam
Five Minutes to Live
Five on the Black Hand Side
Fleshpot on 42nd Street
The Fog
The Foreigner
The Fox
Foxy Brown
Frankenstein 1970
Freaked
Freaks
Free Radicals: A History of Experimental Film
Fright
From Beyond
The Full Treatment
Funeral Parade of Roses
Galaxy of Terror
The Gamma People
Ganja & Hess
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Gator
Ghosts Before Breakfast
Ghoulies
The Giant Spider Invasion
Girls on the Loose
God Told Me To
Grand Theft Auto
The Grandmother
Greaser's Palace
Grizzly
Guru, the Mad Monk
Gymkata
The Hand
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Hardcore
The Harder They Come
Hatchet for the Honeymoon
He Knows You're Alone
Head
Heavenly Bodies
Hell Up In Harlem
Hell's Angels '69
Hercules
Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
Hex
The Hidden
The Honeymoon Killers
Horror Express
House
The House by the Cemetery
The House of Seven Corpses
House of Women
The Hunger
Häxan
I Bury the Living
I Saw What You Did
I Was a Teenage Serial Killer
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
Incubus
The Iron Rose
It's a Small World
It's Alive
J.C.
Jennifer on My Mind
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
Jigoku
Kansas City Bomber
Killer Party
Kiss of the Tarantula
Kitten with a Whip
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
Lady Snowblood
Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance
Lady Street Fighter
Land of Doom
The Last Man on Earth
The Lawnmower Man
The Legend of Hell House
The Legend of Lylah Clare
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural
Let's Kill Uncle
Let's Scare Jessica to Death
Lifeforce
Little Darlings
Little Stabs at Happiness
Mac and Me
Machine Gun McCain
The Mack
Macon County Line
Made in U.S.A.
Madhouse
Making Mr. Right
Maniac
The Manitou
Mark of the Vampire
Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore
Massacre Mafia Style
Meshes of the Afternoon
Miami Connection
Mixed Blood
Monster a-Go Go
Motel Hell
Mudhoney
Multiple Maniacs
Multiple SIDosis
The Mummy's Shroud
The Mummy
The Muthers
Myra Breckinridge
Mystery Train
Near Dark
Never Too Young to Die
The New Centurions
Night of the Creeps
Night of the Demon
Night of the Eagle
Night of the Lepus
Night of the Living Dead
Night School
Night Train to Terror
The Night Visitor
The Ninth Configuration
Notes on the Circus
Nothing Lasts Forever
Orca
Orchard Street
Outlaw Blues
The Panic in Needle Park
Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid
Performance
Phase IV
Piranha
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Poltergeist
Polyester
Poor Pretty Eddie
Portrait of Jason
Possession
Premonitions Following an Evil Deed
Pretty Poison
The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover
Private Parts
Private Property
Psych-Out
Psychomania
The Psychopath
Punk Vacation
Putney Swope
The Pyramid
The Queen
Rabid
Race with the Devil
Rad
Rappin'
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo
Razorback
Rebel Rousers
Red Sonja
Repo Man
Return to Macon County
Rich Kids
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
The Road to Ruin
Roadgames
Roar
The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
Roller Boogie
The Sadist
Santa Claus
Satanis: The Devil's Mass
Scary Movie
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills
Scream Blacula Scream
Screaming Mimi
Secret Ceremony
Shack Out on 101
Shanks
She Freak
Shock
Shoot First, Die Later
The Shooting
The Silent Partner
Sister Street Fighter
Sisters
Six Men Getting Sick
Skidoo
The Slumber Party Massacre
Smithereens
Snapshot
Some Call It Loving
Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
Sonny Boy
Spider Baby
Spine Tingler! The William Castle Story
The Stepfather
Strait-Jacket
Strange Behavior
Stunt Rock
Stunts
Suburbia
Sugar Hill
The Super Cops
Super Fly
Superstition
Suspiria
The Swinger
Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One
Symmetricks
The Take
Tell Your Children
The Tempest
Terminal Island
The Terminal Man
The Terror of Tiny Town
The Terror
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Thank God It's Friday
They Live
The Thing That Couldn't Die
Three in the Attic
Times Square
The Tingler
Tower of Evil
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Trick Baby
The Trip
Twice Upon a Time
The Twilight People
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
Two Thousand Maniacs!
Two-Lane Blacktop
The Twonky
The Undertaker and His Pals
The Unholy Rollers
The Unholy Three
Up in the Cellar
Vanishing Point
Venus in Furs
Vibes
Videodrome
Vigilante
The Visitor
Warriors of the Year 2072
West of Zanzibar
When a Stranger Calls
White Lightning
Who's That Girl
The Who: The Kids Are Alright
Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?
Wicked, Wicked
The Wicker Man
Wild at Heart
Wild Guitar
Wild Seed
Willard
Willie Dynamite
Witchboard
Witchfinder General
Women's Prison
The World's Greatest Sinner
Xanadu
Zaat
Zabriskie Point
Zardoz
The Zodiac Killer

I, and many others, are looking for establishments following the state mandated guidelines of socially distanced outdoor seating. Inslee decreed they can stay open and I am not bothering trying to convince you to come out if you don't want to.
Ballard, Capitol Hill, Downtown, and Pioneer Square seem desolate so I went down to the Muckleshoot and also did some poking around... with a designated driver.

• It sounds like all non-tribal card rooms, mainly along 99 north and south of the city are open.
  
• The full-on tribal Casinos are all open (Puyallup's Tacoma Emerald Queens to the south, Mulkeshoot to the south east, Snoqualamie to the east, Tulalip to the north, and Suquamish a quick boat ride and drive to the west).
  
• Speaking of driving south, Bourban Jack's in Auburn has a patio (why not if you are already going that far).
  
• It looks like Tin Dog in South Park might be open.
  
• Tukwila is a drunk bastard's paradise with the Riverside Casino, an Azteca (I know), and a Twin Peaks (it is like a Hooters with MILFs).
  

I haven't gone north, east, or west; so please list out more if you know of any. Again, only looking for legitimately open spots. Especially curious about the Fremont Dock and The Twilight Exit since they have good sized patios.

In peak offseason form, I decided to anagram all the draft picks. I did have two rules, I could not use the original player's name (Example: Brian Burns, could not be Brain Burns), and I couldn't add a suffix to the name. There could definitely be better ones, I used this website.
I also, did this last year!
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Arizona Cardinals	A Lizard Ran Casino
Isaiah Simmons	So I Smash A Mini
Josh Jones	N/A
Leki Fotu	Kite Foul
Rashard Lawrence	Draw Lean Archers
Evan Weaver	Never A Wave
Eno Benjamin	Join Bean Men

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Atlanta Falcons	Tan Canal Floats
A.J. Terrell	Jar Teller
Marlon Davidson	Donor Vandalism
Matt Hennessy	Neatest Hymns
Mykal Walker	Mark Wall Key
Jaylinn Hawkins	Lanky Shin In Jaw
Sterling Hofrichter	Fresh Her Tiring Colt

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Baltimore Ravens	Irremovable Ants
Patrick Queen	Quaint Pecker
J.K. Dobbins	Bi DJ’s Knob (u/oprimaelocho)
Justin Madubuike	Junkie Autism Bud
Devin Duvernay	Nude Navy Diver
Malik Harrison	I Shank Oral Rim
Tyre Phillips	They Rip Pills
Ben Bredeson	Bone Benders
Broderick Washington Jr	Jacking Wind Or Brothers
James Proche	Major Speech
Geno Stone	Onto Genes

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Buffalo Bills	Fulfills A Bob
A.J. Epenesa	Pee A Jeans
Zack Moss	N/A
Gabriel Davis	A Visible Grad
Jake Fromm	Jam Me Fork
Tyler Bass	Bras Style
Isaiah Hodgins	I Has Indigo Ash
Dane Jackson	Can And Jokes

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Carolina Panthers	Chaparral Tension
Derrick Brown	Worn Red Brick
Yetur Gross-Matos	Our Moss Strategy
Jeremy Chinn	Me Rich Jenny
Troy Pride	Dirty Rope
Kenny Robinson	No Skinny Boner
Bravvion Roy	Rob Ivory Van
Stanley Thomas-Oliver	Antislavery Lost Home

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Chicago Bears	He Car Go Basic
Cole Kmet	Elk Comet
Jaylon Johnson	N/A
Trevis Gipson	Pig Investors
Kindle Vildor	Old Evil Drink
Darnell Mooney	Modernly Alone
Arlington Hambright	Lightning Bath Armor
Lachavious Simmons	I Viscous Ham Salmon

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Cincinnati Bengals	In Incest Balancing
Joe Burrow	Rue Row Job
Tee Higgins	Genie Sight
Logan Wilson	Slowing Loan
Akeem Davis-Gaither	I Gave A Shrieked Mat
Khalid Kareem	Mad Lake Hiker
Hakeem Adeniji	Media Jean Hike
Markus Bailey	I Mauls Bakery

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Cleveland Browns	Blend Low Caverns
Jedrick Wills	Will Jerk Disc
Grant Delpit	Pelting Dart
Jordan Elliott	A Jointed Troll
Jacob Phillips	A Spill Chip Job
Harrison Bryant	Ran Barn History
Nick Harris	Rink Chairs
Donovan Peoples-Jones	Snoop On Develop Jeans

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Dallas Cowboys	Classy Wood Lab
CeeDee Lamb	A Emcee Bled
Trevon Diggs	Dog Rig Vents
Neville Gallimore	Ever Legal Million
Reggie Robinson	Sobering Region
Tyler Biadasz	A Stylized Bar
Bradlee Anae	Enable A Dare
Ben DiNucci	Iced Cub Inn

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Denver Broncos	Born Conserved
Jerry Jeudy	N/A
K.J. Hamler	N/A
Michael Ojemudia	I Had Ale Juice Mom
Lloyd Cushenberry	Sorry Lynched Lube
McTelvin Agam	Given Calm Mat
Albert Okwuegbunam	But Unworkable Game
Justin Strnad	Din Stunts Jar
Netane Muti	Neat Minute
Tyrie Cleveland	Evidently Clear
Derrek Tuszka	Raze Dusk Trek

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Detroit Lions	Tried Lotions
Jeff Okudah	A Huff Joked
D'Andre Swift	I Dent Dwarfs
Julian Okwara	Ruin Koala Jaw
Jonah Jackson	John Jack A Son
Logan Stenberg	Gargle Bonnets
Quintez Cephus	Nut Speech Quiz
Jason Huntley	Enjoy Lush Ant
John Penisini	Join Ship Nine
Jashon Cornell	Recalls On John

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Green Bay Packers	Grab Peak Scenery
Jordan Love	Old Oven Jar
AJ Dillon	A Jill Nod
Josiah Deguara	Said Jaguar Hoe
Kamal Martin	Main Ram Talk
Jon Runyan Jr	Nun Ran Joy (N/A with Jr.)
Jake Hanson	Sneak A John
Simon Stepaniak	Mistaken Pianos
Vernon Scott	Consort Vent
Jonathan Garvin	Java Ran Nothing

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Houston Texans	Haunts Onto Sex
Ross Blacklock	Rollback Socks
Jonathan Greenard	And Rear Jean Thong
Charlie Heck	Chick Healer
John Reid	Join Herd
Isaiah Coultier	Sea Oil Haircut

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Indianapolis Colts	Spinal Dislocation
Michael Pittman Jr	Inject Primal Math
Jonathan Taylor	Jot Than Any Oral
Julian Blackmon	Jumbo Clink Anal
Jacob Eason	A Canoe Jobs
Danny Pinter	Dinner Panty
Robert Windsor	I Borrow Trends
Isaiah Rodgers	Sad Hair Orgies
Dezmon Patton	Zap Tom Tendon
Jordan Glasgow	Log Dragon Jaw

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Jacksonville Jaguars	Jail Vocal Gas Junkers
C.J. Henderson	N/A
K'Lavon Chaisson	I Shank Volcanos
Laviska Shenault	Native Salsa Hulk
DaVon Hamilton	I No Moth Vandal
Ben Bartch	Bench Brat
Josiah Scott	Jots His Taco
Shaquille Quarterman	Tan Ham Equal Squirrel
Daniel Thomas	Mad Hailstone
Collin Johnson	Oh Conn Son Jill
Jake Luton	Joule Tank
Tyler Davis	Stray Devil
Chris Claybrooks	Richly Book Scars

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Kansas City Chiefs	Satisfy As Chicken
Clyde Edwards-Helaire	Sewed Elder Chairlady
Willie Gay	I Wage Lily
Lucas Niang	Suing Canal
L'Jarius Sneed	Injured Seals
Mike Danna	I Man Naked
Thakarius Keyes	I Shakes A Turkey

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Las Vegas Raiders	A Visa Regardless
Henry Ruggs	Shy Erg Rung
Damon Arnette	Nematode Rant
Lynn Bowden	N/A
Bryan Edwards	Dew Barnyards
Tanner Muse	Nest Manure
John Simpson	Mops In Johns
Amik Robertson	Not Smokier Bra

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Los Angeles Chargers	Gas Rose Challengers
Justin Herbert	Thin Rub Jester
Kenneth Murray	Hurry Men Taken
Joshua Kelley	Easy Hull Joke
Joe Reed	Jeer Doe
Alohi Gilman	Hang Oil Mail
K.J. Hill	N/A

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Los Angeles Rams	Angler Molasses
Cam Akers	A Smacker
Van Jefferson	N/A
Terrell Lewis	Let Reel Swirl
Terrell Burgess	Less Regret Blur
Brycen Hopkins	Skinny Herb Cop
Jordan Fuller	Full Drone Jar
Clay Johnston	Jot Nylon Cash
Sam Sloman	Slams Mason
Tremayne Anchrum	Mean Than Mercury

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Miami Dolphins	Midshipman Oil
Tua Tagovailoa	Auto Goat Avail
Austin Jackson	Asks A Junction
Noah Igbinoghene	I Bone Hanging Hoe
Robert Hunt	Brother Nut
Raekwon Davis	Invoked As War
Brandon Jones	No Nerd Banjos
Solomon Kindley	Old Lion Monkeys
Jason Strowbridge	God Brews Janitors
Curtis Weaver	Recruits Wave
Blake Ferguson	Forsaken Bulge
Malcolm Perry	Merry Mall Cop

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Minnesota Vikings	Mistaking Venison
Justin Jefferson	Rejoins Jet Snuff
Jeff Gladney	En Fed Jag Fly
Ezra Cleveland	Even All Crazed
Cameron Dantzler	Crazed Lemon Rant
D.J. Wonnum	N/A
James Lynch	Lynches Jam
Troy Dye	Dyer Toy
Harrison Hand	Ran Rhino Dash
K.J. Osborn	Nork Jobs (u/oprimaelocho)
Blake Brandel	Banked Baller
Josh Metellus	Just Some Hell
Kenny Willekes	New Elk Skyline
Nate Stanley	Teen Analyst
Brian Cole	No Caliber
Kyle Hinton	Then In Yolk

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New England Patriots	Petting A Landowners
Kyle Dugger	Gurgled Key
Josh Uche	N/A
Anfernee Jennings	Gene In Fern Jeans
Devin Asiasi	I Invade A Sis
Dalton Keene	Not A Kneeled
Justin Rohrwasser	Injures War Shorts
Michael Onwenu	Nice Humane Owl
Justin Herron	Injures North
Cassh Maluia	Has A Musical
Dustin Woodard	Dad Riot Wounds

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New Orleans Saints	No Slant Weariness
Cesar Ruiz	Us Crazier
Zack Baun	N/A
Adam Trautman	Mama At Tundra
Tommy Stevens	My Venom Tests

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New York Giants	Knew Gyrations
Andrew Thomas	Homeward Ants
Xavier McKinney	I Even Mix Cranky
Matt Peart	Tat Tamper
Darnay Holmes	Harmony Deals
Shane Lemieux	Exhume Aliens
Cam Brown	Warn Comb
Carter Coughlin	Crouching Alert
T.J. Brunson	BJ Turn Ons (u/oprimaelocho)
Chris Williamson	Choir In Sawmills
Tae Crowder	Cowered Rat

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New York Jets	We Snot Jerky
Mekhi Becton	No Meek Bitch
Denzel Mims	Slimmed Zen (u/TimDunkan)
Ashtyn Davis	This Shy Navy
Jabari Zuniga	I Ruin A Zag Jab
La'Mical Perine	Prime Alliance
James Morgan	Major Men Gas
Cameron Clark	Crackle Manor
Bryce Hall	Belly Arch
Braden Mann	Damn Banner

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Philadelphia Eagles	Illegal Headship Ape
Jalen Reagor	A Jog Learner
Jalen Hurts	Ten Lush Jar
Davion Taylor	Toad Oar Vinyl
K'Von Wallace	Clank A Vowel
Jack Driscoll	Call Jock Rids
John Hightower	How He Thorn Jig
Shaun Bradley	Husbandly Ear
Quez Watkins	We Stank Quiz
Prince Tega Wanogho	Opera Ace Nightgown
Casey Toohill	Loyalist Echo

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Pittsburgh Steelers	Brightest Slurp Tees
Chase Claypool	A Locale Psycho
Alex Highsmith	Thigh Leash Mix
Anthony McFarland Jr	My Damn Jolt Ranch Fan
Kevin Dotson	Invoked Snot
Antoine Brooks	Rain Notebooks
Carlos Davis	Saliva Cords

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San Francisco 49ers	49 Carcass Infernos
Javon Kinlaw	Know Van Jail
Brandon Aiyuk	Okay Ruin Band
Colton McKivitz	It Mock Volt Zinc
Charlie Woerner	Heroine Crawler
Jauan Jennings	In Jag Nun Jeans

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Seattle Seahawks	Weakest Hat Sales
Jordyn Brooks	Sky Nor Rod Job
Darrell Taylor	Lordly Real Art
Damien Lewis	I Mind Weasel
Colby Parkinson	No Skip Carbonyl
DeeJay Dallas	Add A Sea Jelly
Alton Robinson	No Barn Lotions
Freddie Swain	Dawn Fireside
Stephen Sullivan	Valentines Plush

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers	Bet Cabana Supremacy
Tristan Wirfs	Warns It First
Antoine Winfield Jr	Final Twin Rejoined
Ke'Shawn Vaughn	Shaven Hawk Gun
Tyler Johnson	Only Horn Jets
Khalil Davis	Kill Via Dash
Chapelle Russell	All Lurches Sleep
Raymond Calais	Irony Mac Salad

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Tennessee Titans	Nineteens States
Isaiah Wilson	A Liaison Wish
Kristian Fulton	Afro Tit Unlinks
Darrynton Evans	Yarn Ant Vendors
Larrell Murchison	Rim Roll Launchers
Cole McDonald	Called Condom
Chris Jackson	Hijacks Corns

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Washington Redskins	Rethinking Ass Downs
Chase Young	One Cash Guy
Antonio Gibson	Boasting Onion
Saahdiq Charles	N/A
Antonio Gandy-Golden	No Tango And Yodeling
Keith Ismael	I Metal Sheik
Khaleke Hudson	Hole Head Skunk
Kamren Curl	Murk Lancer
James Smith-Williams	His Wise Mammal Jilts

Best run in terms of anything
Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Reservoir Dogs.
Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas, Casino, Kundun, Cape Fear, The Age of Innocence, and Bringing Out the Dead.
Robert Altman: The Player, Short Cuts, Prêt-à-Porter, Kansas City, The Gingerbread Man, Cookie's Fortune, and Vincent & Theo.
Robert Redford: Quiz Show, The Horse Whisperer, and A River Runs Through It.
The Coen Brothers: Fargo, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, and The Hudsucker Proxy.
Wong Kar Wai: Chungking Express, Days of Being Wild, Ashes of Time, Fallen Angels, and Happy Together.
Paul Thomas Anderson: Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, and Magnolia.
David Fincher: Alien 3, Se7en, Fight Club, and The Game.
Francis Ford Coppola: The Godfather 3, The Rainmaker, Jack, and Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Steven Spielberg: Hook, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Amistad, Schindler's List, and Saving Private Ryan.
Claire Dennis: Beau Travail, No Fear, No Die, I Can't Sleep, and Nénette and Boni.
Richard Linklater: Before Sunrise, Slacker, Dazed and Confused, The Newton Boys, and SubUrbia.
Abbas Kiarostami: Close Up, Taste of Cherry, The Wind Will Carry Us, Life, and Nothing More..., and Through the Olive Trees.
Harold Ramis: Groundhog Day, Analyze This, Stuart Saves His Family, and Multiplicity.
Michael Mann: Heat, The Last of the Mohicans, and The Insider.
Wes Anderson: Bottle Rocket and Rushmore.
Todd Haynes: Safe, Velvet Goldmine, and Poison.
The Wachowskis: The Matrix and Bound.
Emir Kusturica: Underground, Arizona Dream, and Black Cat, White Cat.
Krzysztof Kieślowski: Three Colours Trilogy and Double Life of Veronique
Steven Soderbergh: Out of Sight, Gray's Anatomy, Schizopolis, The Limey, Kafka, King of the Hill, and The Underneath.
Jonathan Demme: Philadelphia, The Silence of the Lambs, and Beloved.
Robert Zemeckis: Forrest Gump, Death Becomes Her, Contact, and Back to the Future Part III.
Zhang Yimou: To Live, Raise the Red Lantern, Not One Less, The Story of Qiu Ju, Ju Dou, Keep Cool, Shanghai Triad, The Road Home, and Zhang Yimou.
Terence Davies: The Long Day Closes and The Neon Bible.
Clint Eastwood: Unforgiven, The Bridges of Madison County, True Crime, Absolute Power, The Rookie, White Hunter Black Heart, In the Line of Fire, and A Perfect World.
Lars Von Trier: Breaking the Waves, Europa, and The Idiots.
Hirokazu Kore-eda: After Life, However..., Lessons from a Calf, August without Him, and Maborosi.
Gus Van Sant: My Own Private Idaho, To Die For, Good Will Hunting, Psycho, and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.
David Lynch: Lost Highway, The Straight Story, Wild at Heart, and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.
Amy Heckerling: Clueless and Look Who's Talking Too.
Kathryn Bigelow: Point Blank, Strange Days, and Blue Steel.
Thomas Vinterberg: Festen, Last Round, The Boy Who Walked Backwards, and The Biggest Heroes.
Julie Dash: Daughters of the Dust, Funny Valentines, and Praise House.
Pedro Almodóvar: All About my Mother, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Live Flesh, High Heels, Kika, and The Flower of My Secret.
Jan De Bont: Speed 1 & 2, Twister, and The Haunting.
Oliver Stone: JFK, Nixon, Heaven & Earth, Natural Born Killers, The Doors, Any Given Sunday, and U Turn.
Rob Reiner: Misery, A Few Good Men, The American President, Ghosts of Mississippi, and The Story of Us.
Paul Verhoeven: Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Total Recall, and Starship Troopers.
Danny Boyle: Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, and A Life Less Ordinary.
Tim Burton: Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Batman Returns, and Mars Attacks!.
Ang Lee: Pushing Hands, Sense and Sensibility, The Ice Storm, Eat Drink Man Woman, The Wedding Banquet, and Ride with the Devil.
Jane Campion: The Piano, An Angel at My Table, The Portrait of a Lady, and Holy Smoke!.
Frank Darabont: The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile.
Lasse Hallström: What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Once Around, The Cider House Rules, and Something to Talk About.
Jim Jarmusch: Dead Man, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Night on Earth, and Year of the Horse.
M. Night Shyamalan: The Sixth Sense, Praying with Anger, and Wide Awake.
Luc Besson: La Femme Nikita, Atlantis, Léon: The Professional, The Fifth Element, and The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc.
Alan Parker: The Commitments, Evita, Come See the Paradise, Angela's Ashes, and The Road to Wellville.
Terry Gilliam: The Fisher King, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and 12 Monkeys.
Mike Leigh: Naked, Secrets and Lies, Topsy-Turvy, Life Is Sweet, and Career Girls.
Peter Jackson: Braindead, Heavenly Creatures, Forgotten Silver, and The Frighteners.
Martin Brest: Scent of a Woman, Meet Joe Black, and Josh and S.A.M.
Woody Allen: Everyone Says I Love You, Alice, Shadows and Fog, Husbands and Wives, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Mighty Aphrodite, Celebrity, Sweet and Lowdown, and Deconstructing Harry.
Ridley Scott: Thelma & Louise, G.I. Jane, White Squall, and 1492: Conquest of Paradise.
Bryan Singer: Apt Pupil, The Usual Suspects, and Public Access.
Kenneth Branagh: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, Hamlet, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, In the Bleak Midwinter, Dead Again, and Peter's Friends.
Theodoros Angelopoulos: Eternity and a Day, Ulysses' Gaze, and The Suspended Step of the Stork.
Spike Lee: Crooklyn, Malcolm X, Girl 6, Summer of Sam, Get on the Bus, Clockers, He Got Game, Mo' Better Blues, and Jungle Fever.
Radu Mihaileanu: Trahir, Bonjour Antoine, and Train of Life.
Richard Attenborough: Grey Owl, In Love and War, Chaplin, and Shadowlands.
Tony Scott: The Last Boy Scout, True Romance, Crimson Tide, The Fan, Enemy of the State, Days of Thunder, and Revenge.
Eric Rohmer: L'Arbre, le maire et la médiathèque and Les Rendez-vous de Paris.
Jacques Rivette: Up, Down, Fragile, Secret Defense, La Belle Noiseuse, and Joan the Maid.
Edward Yang: A Brighter Summer Day, A Confucian Confusion, and Mahjong.
Michael Haneke: Benny's Video, Funny Games, and 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance.
Farrelly brothers: Kingpin, Dumb and Dumber, and There's Something About Mary.
David Cronenberg : Naked Lunch, eXistenZ, Crash, and M. Butterfly.
Takeshi Kitano: Sonatine, Fireworks, Kikujiro and Kid's Return
Alex Cox: El Patrullero, Three Businessmen, The Winner, and Death and the Compass.
Atom Egoyan: Calendar, Exotica, The Sweet Hereafter, Felicia's Journey, and The Adjuster.
Manoel de Oliveira: The Divine Comedy, The Letter, Anxiety, Voyage to the Beginning of the World, Party, A Caixa, Abraham's Valley, The Convent, No, or the Vain Glory of Command, Day of Despair, and The Letter.
Dardenne brothers: Rosetta, Je pense à vous, and La Promesse
Jacques Rivette: La Belle Noiseuse, Top Secret, Up, Down, Fragile, and Joan the Maid.
Kiyoshi Kurosawa: Cure, Charisma, The Guard from Underground, Barren Illusions, and License to Live.
Jafar Panahi: The White Balloon and The Mirror.
Tsai Ming-liang: The River, Vive L'Amour, The Hole, and Rebels of the Neon God.
Hou Hsiao-hsien: The Puppetmaster, Flowers of Shanghai, Good Men, Good Women, and Goodbye South, Goodbye.
Leos Carax: Les Amants du Pont-Neuf, Sans Titre, and Pola X.
John Woo: Hard Boiled, Bullet in the Head, Hard Target, Once a Thief, Face/Off, and Broken Arrow.
Olivier Assayas: Cold Water, A New Life, Irma Vep, Tous les garçons et les filles de leur âge..., Paris Awakens, Cinéma, de notre temps, Alice and Martin, Man Yuk: A Portrait of Maggie Cheung, Late August, Early September, and Filha da Mãe.
Roman Polanski: Bitter Moon, Death and the Maiden, and The Ninth Gate.
Brian De Palma: Carlito’s Way, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Raising Cain, Snake Eyes, and Mission: Impossible.
Werner Herzog: Lessons of Darkness, My Best Fiend, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, and Scream of Stone.
Cameron Crowe: Singles and Jerry Maguire.
Alexander Sokurov: The Stone, Whispering Pages, Mother and Son, Moloch, and The Second Circle.
Mohsen Makhmalbaf: Hello Cinema, Gabbeh, The Silence, The School the Wind Blew Away, Tales of Kish, A Moment of Innocence, Time of Love, Images from the Qajar Period, The Nights of Zayande-rood, Once Upon a Time, Cinema, Actor, and Stone and Glass
Hayao Miyazaki: Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, and On Your Mark.
Jean Luc Godard: Nouvelle Vague, JLG/JLG – Self-Portrait in December, New Wave, Hélas pour moi, For Ever Mozart, Germany Year 90 Nine Zero, Les Enfants jouent à la Russie, and Histoire(s) du Cinéma.
Alexander Payne: Election and Citizen Ruth.
James Foley: Glengarry Glen Ross, The Chamber, Two Bits, After Dark, My Sweet, The Corruptor, and Fear.
Whit Stillman: The Last Days of Disco, Metropolitan, and Barcelona.

Best run in terms of anything
Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Reservoir Dogs.
Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas, Casino, Kundun, Cape Fear, The Age of Innocence, and Bringing Out the Dead.
Robert Altman: The Player, Short Cuts, Prêt-à-Porter, Kansas City, The Gingerbread Man, Cookie's Fortune, and Vincent & Theo.
Robert Redford: Quiz Show, The Horse Whisperer, and A River Runs Through It.
The Coen Brothers: Fargo, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, and The Hudsucker Proxy.
Wong Kar Wai: Chungking Express, Days of Being Wild, Ashes of Time, Fallen Angels, and Happy Together.
Paul Thomas Anderson: Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, and Magnolia.
David Fincher: Alien 3, Se7en, Fight Club, and The Game.
Francis Ford Coppola: The Godfather 3, The Rainmaker, Jack, and Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Steven Spielberg: Hook, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Amistad, Schindler's List, and Saving Private Ryan.
Claire Dennis: Beau Travail, No Fear, No Die, I Can't Sleep, and Nénette and Boni.
Richard Linklater: Before Sunrise, Slacker, Dazed and Confused, The Newton Boys, and SubUrbia.
Abbas Kiarostami: Close Up, Taste of Cherry, The Wind Will Carry Us, Life, and Nothing More..., and Through the Olive Trees.
Harold Ramis: Groundhog Day, Analyze This, Stuart Saves His Family, and Multiplicity.
Michael Mann: Heat, The Last of the Mohicans, and The Insider.
Wes Anderson: Bottle Rocket and Rushmore.
Todd Haynes: Safe, Velvet Goldmine, and Poison.
The Wachowskis: The Matrix and Bound.
Emir Kusturica: Underground, Arizona Dream, and Black Cat, White Cat.
Krzysztof Kieślowski: Three Colours Trilogy and Double Life of Veronique
Steven Soderbergh: Out of Sight, Gray's Anatomy, Schizopolis, The Limey, Kafka, King of the Hill, and The Underneath.
Jonathan Demme: Philadelphia, The Silence of the Lambs, and Beloved.
Robert Zemeckis: Forrest Gump, Death Becomes Her, Contact, and Back to the Future Part III.
Zhang Yimou: To Live, Raise the Red Lantern, Not One Less, The Story of Qiu Ju, Ju Dou, Keep Cool, Shanghai Triad, The Road Home, and Zhang Yimou.
Terence Davies: The Long Day Closes and The Neon Bible.
Clint Eastwood: Unforgiven, The Bridges of Madison County, True Crime, Absolute Power, The Rookie, White Hunter Black Heart, In the Line of Fire, and A Perfect World.
Lars Von Trier: Breaking the Waves, Europa, and The Idiots.
Hirokazu Kore-eda: After Life, However..., Lessons from a Calf, August without Him, and Maborosi.
Gus Van Sant: My Own Private Idaho, To Die For, Good Will Hunting, Psycho, and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.
David Lynch: Lost Highway, The Straight Story, Wild at Heart, and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.
Amy Heckerling: Clueless and Look Who's Talking Too.
Kathryn Bigelow: Point Blank, Strange Days, and Blue Steel.
Thomas Vinterberg: Festen, Last Round, The Boy Who Walked Backwards, and The Biggest Heroes.
Julie Dash: Daughters of the Dust, Funny Valentines, and Praise House.
Pedro Almodóvar: All About my Mother, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Live Flesh, High Heels, Kika, and The Flower of My Secret.
Jan De Bont: Speed 1 & 2, Twister, and The Haunting.
Oliver Stone: JFK, Nixon, Heaven & Earth, Natural Born Killers, The Doors, Any Given Sunday, and U Turn.
Rob Reiner: Misery, A Few Good Men, The American President, Ghosts of Mississippi, and The Story of Us.
Paul Verhoeven: Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Total Recall, and Starship Troopers.
Danny Boyle: Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, and A Life Less Ordinary.
Tim Burton: Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Batman Returns, and Mars Attacks!.
Ang Lee: Pushing Hands, Sense and Sensibility, The Ice Storm, Eat Drink Man Woman, The Wedding Banquet, and Ride with the Devil.
Jane Campion: The Piano, An Angel at My Table, The Portrait of a Lady, and Holy Smoke!.
Frank Darabont: The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile.
Lasse Hallström: What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Once Around, The Cider House Rules, and Something to Talk About.
Jim Jarmusch: Dead Man, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Night on Earth, and Year of the Horse.
M. Night Shyamalan: The Sixth Sense, Praying with Anger, and Wide Awake.
Luc Besson: La Femme Nikita, Atlantis, Léon: The Professional, The Fifth Element, and The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc.
Alan Parker: The Commitments, Evita, Come See the Paradise, Angela's Ashes, and The Road to Wellville.
Terry Gilliam: The Fisher King, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and 12 Monkeys.
Mike Leigh: Naked, Secrets and Lies, Topsy-Turvy, Life Is Sweet, and Career Girls.
Peter Jackson: Braindead, Heavenly Creatures, Forgotten Silver, and The Frighteners.
Martin Brest: Scent of a Woman, Meet Joe Black, and Josh and S.A.M.
Woody Allen: Everyone Says I Love You, Alice, Shadows and Fog, Husbands and Wives, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Mighty Aphrodite, Celebrity, Sweet and Lowdown, and Deconstructing Harry.
Ridley Scott: Thelma & Louise, G.I. Jane, White Squall, and 1492: Conquest of Paradise.
Bryan Singer: Apt Pupil, The Usual Suspects, and Public Access.
Kenneth Branagh: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, Hamlet, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, In the Bleak Midwinter, Dead Again, and Peter's Friends.
Theodoros Angelopoulos: Eternity and a Day, Ulysses' Gaze, and The Suspended Step of the Stork.
Spike Lee: Crooklyn, Malcolm X, Girl 6, Summer of Sam, Get on the Bus, Clockers, He Got Game, Mo' Better Blues, and Jungle Fever.
Radu Mihaileanu: Trahir, Bonjour Antoine, and Train of Life.
Richard Attenborough: Grey Owl, In Love and War, Chaplin, and Shadowlands.
Tony Scott: The Last Boy Scout, True Romance, Crimson Tide, The Fan, Enemy of the State, Days of Thunder, and Revenge.
Eric Rohmer: L'Arbre, le maire et la médiathèque and Les Rendez-vous de Paris.
Jacques Rivette: Up, Down, Fragile, Secret Defense, La Belle Noiseuse, and Joan the Maid.
Edward Yang: A Brighter Summer Day, A Confucian Confusion, and Mahjong.
Michael Haneke: Benny's Video, Funny Games, and 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance.
Farrelly brothers: Kingpin, Dumb and Dumber, and There's Something About Mary.
David Cronenberg : Naked Lunch, eXistenZ, Crash, and M. Butterfly.
Takeshi Kitano: Sonatine, Fireworks, Kikujiro and Kid'sReturn
Alex Cox: El Patrullero, Three Businessmen, The Winner, and Death and the Compass.
Atom Egoyan: Calendar, Exotica, The Sweet Hereafter, Felicia's Journey, and The Adjuster.
Manoel de Oliveira: The Divine Comedy, The Letter, Anxiety, Voyage to the Beginning of the World, Party, A Caixa, Abraham's Valley, The Convent, No, or the Vain Glory of Command, Day of Despair, and The Letter.
Dardenne brothers: Rosetta, Je pense à vous, and La Promesse
Jacques Rivette: La Belle Noiseuse, Top Secret, Up, Down, Fragile, and Joan the Maid.
Kiyoshi Kurosawa: Cure, Charisma, The Guard from Underground, Barren Illusions, and License to Live.
Jafar Panahi: The White Balloon and The Mirror.
Tsai Ming-liang: The River, Vive L'Amour, The Hole, and Rebels of the Neon God.
Hou Hsiao-hsien: The Puppetmaster, Flowers of Shanghai, Good Men, Good Women, and Goodbye South, Goodbye.
Leos Carax: Les Amants du Pont-Neuf, Sans Titre, and Pola X.
John Woo: Hard Boiled, Bullet in the Head, Hard Target, Once a Thief, Face/Off, and Broken Arrow.
Olivier Assayas: Cold Water, A New Life, Irma Vep, Tous les garçons et les filles de leur âge..., Paris Awakens, Cinéma, de notre temps, Alice and Martin, Man Yuk: A Portrait of Maggie Cheung, Late August, Early September, and Filha da Mãe.
Roman Polanski: Bitter Moon, Death and the Maiden, and The Ninth Gate.
Brian De Palma: Carlito’s Way, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Raising Cain, Snake Eyes, and Mission: Impossible.
Werner Herzog: Lessons of Darkness, My Best Fiend, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, and Scream of Stone.
Cameron Crowe: Singles and Jerry Maguire.
Alexander Sokurov: The Stone, Whispering Pages, Mother and Son, Moloch, and The Second Circle.
Mohsen Makhmalbaf: Hello Cinema, Gabbeh, The Silence, The School the Wind Blew Away, Tales of Kish, A Moment of Innocence, Time of Love, Images from the Qajar Period, The Nights of Zayande-rood, Once Upon a Time, Cinema, Actor, and Stone and Glass
Hayao Miyazaki: Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, and On Your Mark.
Jean Luc Godard: Nouvelle Vague, JLG/JLG – Self-Portrait in December, New Wave, Hélas pour moi, For Ever Mozart, Germany Year 90 Nine Zero, Les Enfants jouent à la Russie, and Histoire(s) du Cinéma.
Alexander Payne: Election and Citizen Ruth.
James Foley: Glengarry Glen Ross, The Chamber, The Corruptor, Two Bits, After Dark, My Sweet, and Fear.
James Mangold: Heavy, Cop Land, and Girl, Interrupted.
Whit Stillman: The Last Days of Disco, Metropolitan, and Barcelona.

• -bio

The Lightning Thief=TLT Sea of Monsters=SOM The Titan’s Curse=TTC Battle of the Labyrinth=BOTL The Last Olympian=TLO The Singer of Apollo=TSOA The Sword of Hades=TSOH The Stolen Chariot=TSC The staff of Hermes=TSH The demigod diaries=TDD The Diary of Luke Castellan=DOLC The Lost Hero=TLH The Son of Neptune=SON The Mark of Athena=MOA The House of Hades=HOH The Blood of Olympus=BOO Demigods of Olympus: An Interactive Adventure=DOA The Son of Sobek=SOS The Staff of Serapis=TSOS The Crown of Ptolemy=COP The Hidden Oracle=THO The Tyrant’s Tomb=TTT Percy Jackson Greek Gods=GG Percy Jackson Greek Heroes=GH

Demigod traits

• All of them are superhuman from the ReadRiordan website
• - ADHD gives them instincts, reflexes, and senses better than regular mortals TLT pg.93
• - Average demigod juggling limes sees them in slow-mo. DOA
• -Every demigod shown has showed that perceive things fast enough for time to slow down when they’re in combat situation, from Percy’s first fight with the Minotaur to Reyna seeing arrows move in slow motion it Annabeth seeing a lion pounce in slow-mo TLT ch.8,BOO,TSS
• - Average demigod archer can be compared to an Olympic gold medalist according to Apollo. TTT chapter 21
• - Magic resistance strong enough to not notice a sleep spell by Morpheus that simultaneously knocked out every person and machine in Manhattan. TLO chapter 9-10

Weapon

Anaklusmos/riptide is a 3 ft long sword with a leaf shaped blade. Made of celestial bronze that harms the divine and monstrous beings of the world along with mortals if the mortal is important enough such as Setne and Carter Kane, and it can even cut down ghouls and ghosts. It’s disguised as a pen that always returns to him and durable enough to survive full submersion in lava

• Celestial bronze is a powerful metal in which even just - small cuts can lead to immense pain SOM ch. 18 and- SOS pg.8
• - and has shown similar abilities to Imperial gold whose wounds can touch the soul and eat away a persons’ life force BOO ch.4
• -After being uncapped riptide releases in half a second TLO pg.158
• - Always returns to him at most in a few moments TLT pg. 160
• - Can deflect energy blasts. TLO ch.8

Strength/striking

• - In the first book as a 12 yo rips off the Minotaur horn with his bare hands. TLT pg.60
• - At 13 he beat down the 15 ft. Cyclops Polyphemus using the power of friendship. SOM ch.8 and pg.218-219 .
• Polyphemus was said to be the strongest of the species. - For reference Ma Gasket and her kids could throw trucks and being hit in the face with a 3 ton metal claw only made Ma Gasket mad TLH ch.24, so Percy had some force behind those hits
• -one shot a gorgon who were later shown able to tank getting hit by a truck in the fast lane of a highway SON ch.2
• - Cuts a stone fountain in half BOTL ch. 5
• -hits someone in the chest hard enough to send them flying SOM ch.19
• - Cuts trees big enough to crush human sized monsters and this was after having his heart pierced by an arrow. HOH ch.30
• - Easily cutting a nikette in half,who's a human sized woman made of metal BOO ch.12
• -clashes between Percy and Hyperion caused shockwaves and charged the air with ozone TLO ch.14
• Him and Kronos shake the entire Manhattan bridge with a single clash. TLO ch. 11 https://imgur.com/2nZ0kDD
• - For reference on his strength, Kronos was strong enough to easily rip down doors large enough to steer a cruise ship and smash them, and stomp a hole through a mountain TLO ch. 19
• - Percy and Jason shook the ground with their strikes. MOA ch.10
• - For reference on Jason,he was strong enough to deflect a blow from a giant capable of shaking an entire mountain, Mt. Diablo to be exact. TLH ch.42
• - Hit colossus a 100 ft. tall bronze statue, who was no selling electrical and fire attacks and boulders from a catapult, hard enough to stagger it THO pg. 330
• -easily blocking a minor god’s blows TSC -Impressive because minor gods still have general god powers including varying degrees of divine strength. Nero, the most minor was still strong enough to be three times stronger than someone who threw a car with enough force to crush a cyclops
• - Slammed, not pierced, the ice on the Hubbard Glacier and caused the whole thing to shake SON ch.46.While this feat may seem ridiculous, so is fighting enemies that can stomp holes through mountains, shake mountains, and even lift them. It also could have just been his geokinetic abilities, but either way it’s one of his best feats because the Hubbard Glacier is huge
• - Stopping King Prophyrion’s charge, a giant who was said could lift mountains. BOO ch.43 Not hyperbole because the - twin giants Otis and Ephialtes show that stronger Giants can lift and stack mountain one on top of the other. GG Ares ch. - His anti, Zeus also has a feat of lifting a mountain and slamming it on an enemy’s head. GG Zeus ch.Percy did this when he was still weakened from Tartarus
• - Jumped onto this wall SON ch.11 https://imgur.com/gallery/JYNYJaN
• - While weakened in Tartarus from the acidic air and other features of the place designed to kill non-monsters, Percy was able to grab Annabeth and jump several hundred yards. HOH ch.56 Notice the corpse complexion cause they are literally dying from just breathing

Lifting strength

• - The second time he fought the Minotaur he was 10 ft. tall in full armor and Percy was able to easily grab him and toss him off a bridge TLO ch. 11. If it weighs anything like a real bull, it’s in the same range as a car.
• - Percy catching the weight of a big spider monster and a car that had been falling under a dark gravitational force for a couple minutes MOA ch. 51.
• - He had a hold on a celedon who he said was as strong as the Minotaur. SOA pg.30 That’s impressive because the - Minotaur could throw a car down a road and it skid for half a mile TLT pg.56 https://pastebin.com/mbtl01iPMeand throw a limo 100 ft. into the air TLO ch. 11. Solid strength feat to hold on to someone that strong that’s trying to throw you off for a couple minutes
• - Withstood being pulled in by setne when he kinda made himself the new center of gravity. COP pg.6
• -Percy casually pushing aside the 10 foot long lid of Kronos’ golden sarcophagus with one hand. SOM ch.9, BOTL ch.16 To compare Kronos’ https://i.imgur.com/L3Cg7w5.jpg to real sarcophagus’ and to see why this is a feat at all King tut outermost coffin lid weighed 1.36 tons and was about 7.5 ft long The sarcophagus of Pakal the Great is close to 12 ft long made of stone weighed between 5-7 tons Since Kronos’ was made of gold Percy was easily moving several tons, maybe even in the low teens with ease.
• - He can scale to Thalia who pushed a boulder the size of a compact car up a 500 foot hill the length of a conversation although she did struggle. TSOH and GG Hades ch.

Combat Speed

• - Cut a volley of arrows out the air. SOM pg.133
• - Blocked point blank gunfire, Zoe and Bianca were shooting at that distance so the skeletons should be too, and raised his lion cost as a shield after six skeletons opened fire TTC ch.12 https://imgur.com/gallery/gyjrcUy. While he didn’t necessarily see the bullets, he could still perceive it showing he can perceive supersonic movements * - Kronos is so fast it’s like fighting 100 swordsmen at once and even then his adhd still made him aware of things around him albeit vaguely TLO ch.19
• - Percy and Jason fought so fast their blades blurred MOA ch.10
• - Soon after having his energy drained Percy was able to fight a Giant fast enough to react to cloud-to-ground lightning and Percy was still fast enough to move as a blur, although it was 2 vs.1 that they eventually lost MOA ch.44 and 48
• -Ares swinging down to slice him, but before the swing was completed he was able to jump over him and attempt a slash at his back Note that the water didn’t actually push him into the air because it’s never worked independently to help him in that way.
• - Percy moving fast enough to amaze Annabeth, who fought and tagged a vampire named Kelli who moves at blur speeds and had a fight sequence that lasted half a second HOH ch.7 and 16
• - Along with Frank and Hazel he was fast enough to kill a group of Karpoi who are grain spirits, SON ch.19, that are fast enough to cross several feet steal a box of matches and back before the person could finish blinking THO pg.290
• -Dodging, reacting, and killing Mrs. Dodds who’s fast enough to appear to materialize. TLT pg.10,15 Materialize is used several times to describe speed throughout the series from Percy such as
• -thinking the gods materializing thing is teleporting when they really just move so fast it appears that they teleport. TLO ch.9
• -Arion running so fast he materializes MOA ch.4
• -Keres, battlefield spirits, materializing. Percy took a couple of these spirits down till he was hit from behind TSOH pg.16 There’s some more, but you get the point ](https://textuploader.com/1pgzm)
• -Percy stomping an Amazon. An Amazon named Kinzie was able to move fast enough that Hazel’s eyes almost couldn’t follow. That’s great speed considering Hazel was able to albeit barely see her supersonic horse Arion run away at a speed she called faster than forked lightning. I had that exposition because Hazel described the Amazon that Percy fought moving her spear with lightning speed. The last thing Hazel used lightning in reference to speed was supersonic, and seeing as a fellow Amazon’s speed made Hazel react the same way she did to Arion, I’d say Percy casually stomped a supersonic opponent. SON ch.32
• - Killed six dog demons before they could make a sound. TLO pg.6

Scaling to a son of Athena * -Zane dodging the charge of a leonte that was fast enough to move down a hall as a flash of yellow, and move across an office in a flash DOA pg.25,42 * -Scaling to Annabeth who could dodge Kelli HOH ch.15 * -Who’s one of the fastest characters we’ve seen in the universe. She’s fast enough to blitz Rachel before riptide can even switch to sword form after being uncapped. BOTL ch.14 And from the lightning thief that it only takes half a second for the sword form to release, but Kelli moves faster * -Leo doing a backward somersault to dodge large rocks thrown at him at super speeds. TLH ch.43 * -Piper coming up from below a ridge to move fast enough to to be a blur of turquoise and black TLO ch.42 * -Jason deflecting lightning in a fight with a ventus he was tagged when he wasn’t ready to fight, so thishad nothing to do with being a son of Zeus cause he can be affected by lightning, This one needs context cause you could argue against it * -but venti are storm spirits. In PJO nature spirits obviously make up nature. From trees spirits to river spirits,they have humanoid forms, but are also literally a tree or river or flower. For this venti named Dylan his true form is a literal storm cloud along with the other venti that comes with him. Venti are literal thunderstorms because they are the thunderclouds. It’s not the same as characters like avatar characters that can generate lightning cause in this case the lighting is being generated by the actual cloud. * -Besides that feat he did dodge a charge of a venti who are fast enough to move only a little slower than Arion who’s supersonic BOO ch. 59

Movement speed

Only faster than above average mortals * - Ran 10 yards before Bianca could say anything. TTC ch.6 * - human magician in good shape struggling to keep up SOS pg.9 * - outpaced Sadie while holding a heavy object, COP pg.12 * - Apollo who had been turned mortal couldn’t keep up with Percy and Meg THO pg. 57

Durability/Endurance

• Took two shots from a nikette capable of throwing a metal wreath hard enough to bust a hole through a brick wall and was alright BOO ch.14 https://pastebin.com/jTd5qpcv
• - Kicked 30 ft by Ares TLT pg.341
• - Flung threw the air from a shockwave caused by a metallic warrior the size of a skyscraper TTC ch. 13
• -thrown across an arena by the giant Antaeus. BOTL ch.14 https://imgur.com/gallery/oxDm3j7 with no harm done to himself
• - Hit by a hellhound, who has been shown knocking down giants, but 12 y/o Percy only stumbles back and isn’t in any pain even though he had been badly cut. TLT pg.130
• - Hit by a magic/cannon ball from a laistrygonian giant who is strong enough to use flatten cars as shields and tree trunks as weapons.They’re also strong enough to send a dozen demigods flying like rag dolls with 1 hit. He got hit and was still able to dodge another ball thrown. SOM pg.17 and BOTL ch.18
• - Took some small explosions that left craters and was close to a little bigger one that destroyed a locker room SOM pg.18-19
• -A spell from Setne that made the ground explode, but Percy was able to stay on his feet while the ground was ruptured COP pg.20
• - Took a couple hits from they 15 ft. cyclops Polyphemus, who could hit hard enough to cause trenches SOM pg.218-228
• - Hit by Atlas who could send people flying,hit a superhuman so far that Percy didn’t even see where she landed, and his hits made fissures large enough to be leaped over. TTC ch.17
• - alongside Annabeth, they jumped off a 300 ft. cliff, landed on solid ground and kept running the moment they landed HOH ch.54 and 55 this was while in a weakened state
• - Hit with a blast of lightning from Jason who was possessed to kill him. Jason's best feat at that point was destroying a mansion while his powers were suppressed with one bolt MOA ch.10
• - Because of poison from a daimon(which can only be cured by a god) he could barely stand, was seeing yellow spots, nauseous , almost passed out from just walking, could barely move his body, and he was still able to fight the Titan Iapetus. TSOH pg.16-25
• - Hit by Ephialtes who’s stronger than another giant who can shake a mountain. TLH ch.42 While weaker than he once was, he used to lift mountains GG Ares ch. although Percy was hurt he could still fight. MOA ch.46
• - Backhanded by the Giant King Porphyrion though he was dazed and if attacked again he would have been helpless BOO ch. 43
• - Carter hit him with the Fist of Horus which team rocketed him. He got hit hard enough to fly out of Carter’s sight at “escape velocity” and knocked into “orbit’. He came back to win the fight. SOS pg. 6
• - In Tartarus, killing Arai brought pain and curses from the monsters he’d previously killed and he simultaneously felt the pain of an arrow piercing his heart, stab in the gut, among dozen others and it took gorgon's blood that disintegrates you to put him down, and even then he got up because he felt it would be a lame way to die. HOH ch.29
• - Tanked and breathed in a poison cloud that caused the ground to steam, air to burn, and dissolved his bag. HOH ch.48
• - Was in a cloud of plague mist by plague spirits which was capable of insta ko’ing a mortal THO pg.49
• His best feat is surviving Mt. St. Helen’s eruption from being in the heart of it. For comparison the 1980 explosion released 24 megatons. While he did almost die, that was more because of the energy drain than the explosion itself. He was actually still conscious and cognitive immediately following the explosion. It wasn’t till he was racing back down to Earth like a comet did he pass out. BOTL ch.11 and 12
• - Some explosions to scale. Luke and Thalia were in a building when it exploded. TDOLC pg.21
• - Jason survived an explosion that turned dirt and rock glassy and made a thirty foot deep crater,and he was the one holding the thing that exploded. TLH ch.43
• - Piper,Leo,Jason being knocked out of the sky about airplane height, with Jason trying to slow them down until he couldn’t TLH ch.22 https://imgur.com/gallery/Pu4d6K4 Piper hurt her ankle, but Jason and Leo were fine.
• -Annabeth fighting a lion/wolf/crab hybrid monster who’s aura alone ko’ed a bunch of mortals in the vicinity. She took three red energy wave blasts, with the last one destroying a train and blasting her 50 yards away. She got back up not too long after SOS pg. 10-14

Agility

• - Jumps 7 ft. In the air (Minotaur height) and turns in mid air to land on its neck TLT pg.59
• - Leapt ninja style. SOS pg.6
• - Agile enough for Carter to think he practices gymnastics. SOS pg.14
• - rolling around and somersaulting. SON ch. 12
• - Impressed Apollo with an athletic display.THO pg.330
• - Pushed from the top of Times Tower, during the fall grabs a ledge and flips back on. TSOA
• - Easily jumped from plane to plane in a museum TTC pg.145 the graphic novel omitted that part of scene but this is the museum https://imgur.com/gallery/no1wCIE
• -jumped up a giants body and swung from the chains on the roof to tie him up with the agility of a crazed monkey BOTL ch.14

Mist control

The mist is the uppermost layer of the Duat which is the realm of magic. It’s the reason mortals don’t see anything out of the ordinary when dealing with the magical. Someone who can control it can alter memories, appearances, summon weapons, make creatures to fight for you, hide objects even if they’re directly in-front of you, create illusions, and teleport. Though he’s not very good at it Percy has shown the ability to make small illusions and hide in plain sight

• - Makes a cop see a presidential motorcade. TSOA
• - Hides their descending ship. MOA ch.31

Magic

• - A warding off evil gesture that sent Gabe flying. Demigod also have natural potential to use magic TLT pg.40

Heat resistance

• - Lava setting him on fire felt warm and first but it quickly started hurting. BOTL ch.11
• - Full submersion and not melting BOTL ch.11 catching me up and blasting me downward into the lava.
• - The air turning into a blast furnace cause magic, knocking out mortals, melting pavement, and quickly rising to the point Percy was afraid Midtown would burn down. TSOA
• -possibly tanked a fire blast from the chimera that melted metal TLT ch.13,14 I said possibly because it’s not clear if he dove into the fire or away from it, but it mentions his clothes and whole body being on fire during the scene.

Magic resistance

• - Didn’t notice a spell that slept millions of mortals and technology TLO ch.9 and 10
• - Carter's magic attack didn’t work. SOS pg.6
• - celedon capable of affecting several thousand through song although he had wax here it melted and the rest of the time he was vulnerable to her magic, he was able to resist later on the roof. TSOA
• - Celadon sang a song to make people on Times Square dance but Percy actively resisted it showing that he can force his way through magic if his passive resistance doesn't hold. TSOA
• - Broke the celadon’s spell that was used to make him lose his resolve. TSOA
• - Setne put a fall spell on him meaning he couldn’t get up without falling back down, but he was able to break it to avoid another spell. COP pg. 6
• - Breaks a time spell inflicted by Kronos by using his water powers TLO pg.10

Mental defense

• - Didn’t have his mind torn to shreds by his father though it almost was. TLO ch. 17

Intelligence

• - After being at Camp Jupiter for about 15 minutes, he deduced why the fifth cohort was so hated and how they lost their eagle impressing Hazel SON ch.8
• - Annabeth, daughter of Athena the goddess of wisdom, says he’s smarter than he lets on TDD. pg.71
• - First to figure out Ares stole the bolt and that he had help from Kronos. TLT pg. 334-337
• - Comes up with good plans even if unorthodox TTC pg.146

Combat feats

• - While it’s just a spar against Luke he hit a move that takes others years to learn with his first try. TLT pg.116
• - Untrained Percy fight the Minotaur for the first time a monster trained since birth to kill that even Theseus one of the greatest heroes and co-inventor of pankration(mma) had trouble TLT pg.60

Percy vs Ares * - Although Ares wasn’t taking him seriously it’s still impressive for a week trained 12 y/o especially since Ares seems to have battle precog because he knew where Percy was attacking before he even did it. Also shows how his adhd lets him see how his opponents tense, so he knows where the attack is gonna come from. TLT pg.341-344 * - After a year he’s considered one of the best swordsman in the last hundred years, cabins of super humans don’t work him out and he wishes he could fight the war gods cabins SOM ch.6 * - Curse Percy vs. Minotaur TLO ch.11 * - Against Carter he showed to be quick and strong, and while it was completely one-sided, he still told Carter he did better against him than most others SOS pg.5-6 * -Beating up the 1st and 2nd cohort of Camp Jupiter. Lots of rolling and flipping showing a very active and athletic fighting style SON ch.12 * -Easily beats Magnus,son of Frey, in hand to hand combat TSTD ch.1 While Magnus isn’t much of a fighter, he’s still capable of ripping a 20 ft. long lamppost out the ground and jump 60 ft. vertically. Percy’s trained in unarmed combat at Camp and this is one of the few times he does

Will

• - Held the sky. TTC ch.17
• - resisted Medusa who has charmspeak which is a power that makes people do as their told no matter what it is and food that puts you in a trance and even looking at her through a reflection is tough TLT pg.187-191 and GG ch.1
• resisted lotus casino which is a place that distorts time and makes you never want to leave TLT pg.269-272
• Thalia’s shield aegis has a power that makes everyone freeze up and move away from it, sometimes run, but Percy resisted the feeling

Aegis feats

• - Dr.Thorn, a powerful monster was scared of it. TTC ch.2
• - Aegis scares all the campers during capture the flag. TTC ch.6
• - The Nemean lion, a legendary monster due to its invulnerability was affected. TTC pg.146
• - Luke being afraid of it and even running away. DOLC pg.13-16
• - Thalia making monsters run away. TTC ch. 17
• - Luke scared during a fight with her TTC ch.17
• - Percy resisting aegis' power TTC ch.6

Important to note that- while using his powers does drain him over time, the amount he's drained is pretty overstated. His storm powers are the only ones that drain him, in the way that he'll feel physically tired from it, but being to able to use his water powers at a high level is never affected especially considering his best feat occured after prolonged use of his storm powers.

Hydrokinesis

• - 2nd time ever using his powers and blasts some toilets to send people out a room TLT pg.96-97
• - Says wave and a wave comes to drag a boar into the sea TLT pg.339
• - Unaffected from long falls into water. TLT pg.220-221
• - Can stay dry and dry things TLT pg.221
• - Made a jet stream for himself. SOM ch.13
• - Made an air bubble for Annabeth the breathe underwater, this was his first time doing that and does it with ease later. SOM pg.197
• - Moves fast enough a normal human would pop TLO ch.1
• - Makes giant water hands to grab gorgons who were trying to fly away and he smashed them, then created a whirlpool for each so they couldn’t reform SON ch2. The graphic novel changed the scene, but visuals always help https://imgur.com/gallery/8MU7UBy
• - Makes a water shield to protect himself from a thousand projectiles fired at him by two river gods TLO ch.10
• - Sent water up 3 stories high TLO ch.1
• - Under a time spell he was able to make a cruise ship lurch sideways and use the water in a pool simultaneously TLO ch.1
• - Sunk a ship MOA ch. 31
• - Lifts a ship up Ft. Sumter while making a storm MOA ch.20
• - Blew up a bunch of water cannons. SON ch.12 https://imgur.com/gallery/x1puXmV
• - Detonates cannon balls. SON ch.36
• - Supports several tons easily and used them as a weapon SON ch.50
• - Causally bursts irrigation tank, and pipes while surrounded by plague smoke like the one knocking Lester out, he still busts a pipe. THO pg.57
• -willed a column of water from a pond to put out flames of fire breathing horses TSC
• -Rides a wave SOM ch.16
• -Rides a waterspout and blasts a sea serpent with 10,000 gallons TSC Basically doing this https://tenor.com/view/fire-avatar-korra-gif-9239739
• - Lifts a creek right after being blasted by lightning TTC pg.88-89
• Makes a whirlpool using a 40 foot crocodile’s own sweat to encompass a cul de sac moving pretty fast too SOS pg.16
• - Kept 3 demigods trapped in water and said he’d let them go when they were safe enough distance away MOA ch.19
• - Sensed pipes under an arena and burst them,a d kept a giant in a whirlpool so he couldn’t reform MOA ch.48
• - Pulled water from half a mile away quickly to rush a forest. BOTL ch.18
• - Solidified water to run on. TLO ch.14
• - Solidified water from Long Island to Staten Island. TSC
• - Trapped in an aquarium tank used for containing demigods and not allowing use of their powers, but he was able to over power it and use them anyway MOA ch.16
• Command water from thousands of pipes causally summoning millions of gallons to quickly drown a factory. TSH https://textuploader.com/1gmmo
• - Destroyed several hundred acres of the Hubbard Glacier SON ch.46 and a camp three times this one https://imgur.com/gallery/0rTkc1f
• - Overwhelms a goddess’ control of poison and fumes while weakened in Tartarus HOH ch.48
• - Controls a magical river that’s fighting him while poisoned, even staying dry in it. TSOH pg. 11
• - Controls liquid fire. HOH ch.70
• - Stalemating the goddess of storms who was summoning waves the size of skyscrapers although she said it was only a little of what she could do. BOO ch.25 The giant water hands must have been pretty big to stop waves that size. Also just pushed a massive wave to the side, even more impressive is that he was weakened this whole book
• - Shoots a rock back to his hand BOO ch.10
• -Percy controlling a poison waterfall with his will while fighting a giant. Son ch. 50 Oh and just being in the area around this Giant was weakening him
• - Controls sweat SOS pg.23
• - Pulls water out of a person’s lungs MOA ch.44
• - A goddess crying from poison, so Percy imagines water filling up her nose and throat which it does and chokes her with her own tears HOH ch.48
• - Burst arteries of a primordial, but it’s weird since his blood is magical rivers but it’s still his blood HOH ch.54
• - Popping blood vessels HOH ch.71

Water healing

• - Heals from a huge cut quickly. TLT pg.129
• - Heals from cuts from a hellhound instantly. TLT pg.130
• - Had poison in his veins from the chimera that was quickly killing, but upon contact with water he healed. TLT pg.219-220

Water amp

• - Pouring a water bottle on himself made him stronger TLT pg. 115
• - Stronger after being pushed into a creek to fodderize the Ares cabin who were just beating him up and heals from spear wound TLT pg.126-128
• - Felt amazing after beating Nereus in water TTC ch.15
• - Rejuvenated against setne COP pg.30

Hydrogenesis

• - Because Texas was under water millions of years ago it left ancient sea urchins and shells that he can bring water out of meaning that he could summon water from any place that was underwater and has remnants of the sea. BOTL ch.9
• - Makes a tidal wave inside a volcano and him releasing his (at the time) full power triggers it to erupt BOTL ch.11. The graphic novel of course changed the scene,but I like visuals https://imgur.com/gallery/vot7cBt
• - Makes a geyser. TLO ch.10. Scene of course changed a little bit, but notice the cars sent flying https://imgur.com/gallery/VBFjsVS
• -channeled his power through a magical cornucopia that caused water to blast from it MOA ch.44
• - Makes a geyser that shoots in the sky and it’s important to note that the earth was very powerful there and that even Poseidon would have a hard time summoning water and shows he could blast at a distance BOO ch.43

Strom Generation

• - Covers 20 yards, puts out Hyperion’s fire attacks, knocks javelins and arrows away, becomes stronger to cause rain and lightning, and blew Hyperion across a field.TLO ch.14
• - Holds back a hundred undead Roman demigods, - icy in nature, and destroys these buildings . SON ch.46
• - Covers a cul de sac and moves cars, makes it hard to see for Carter, and makes a 40 foot crocodile that’s as tall as a delivery truck lose its footing and move around in a circle with a whirlpool he made simultaneously. SOS pg.17
• -working with Jason, they kept a storm up for two hours MOA ch.20,21

Geokinesis

• - Causes an earthquake on a bridge that knocks people down, breaks off chunks the size of houses, creates a fifty foot chasm in a few seconds TLO ch.11
• -Shaking the entire Hubbard glacier could have been through geokinesis SON ch.46 Glacier ice is a type of rock, so it’s possible it was through this. Hazel, a fellow Big 3 demigod, was able to sink an island, so I’d say the upper limits of a Big 3 demigod can go pretty high.

Other powers

• - Talks to fish, horses, zebras and Pegasus’ ,TLT pg. 264,280 SOM ch.16 SON ch.25
• - Fish help him beak an illusion. TSC
• - Sees hot and cold currents. TLT pg.280
• - Has infrared vision while in water TTC ch.8
• - Like a human gps in water. SOM ch.10
• - Controls ships with his mind. SOM pg.185 and ch.15 *-Smells gorgons that were in a forest from a hundred yards away.SON pg.1 *-Sees Kronos smile from a quarter mile away TLO ch.11
• -can sense fear, hate,evil, danger, presence of powerful beings and more TLO ch.2/10, TTC ch.1, SOM ch.8/9/18/19, SON ch.1/18 HOh ch.32/45

Wolf stare

A glare he learned from his mama wolf Lupa that scares people. It’s kinda like his bat-glare
● Scares a gang SON ch. 16 ● Makes Leo,a fellow demigod, tremble MOA pg.46 ● Scares Piper BOO ch.19

Animal friends

• - Blackjack a fast Pegasus that can fly from Long Island to Kansas in a few minutes at most MOA ch. 10
• - Cruises at a 100 mph, TTC pg.111
• In The Lost Hero two Pegasus’ carrying a chariot and five people flew form the Grand Canyon to Long Island at super speeds TLH ch.3 https://textuploader.com/1g2o0
• - Mrs. O’Leary a hellhound bigger than a tank BOTL ch.2
• - barks can shake an arena, BOTL ch.2
• - sends a giant into a wall and throws a vampire through the air. BOTL ch.14
• - shakes the ground by flopping down, knocks down trees with her tail. TLO ch.6
• - knocked a 200 foot long drakon the height of a school bus off the side of a building. TLO ch. 16 from the TLO graphic novel https://imgur.com/gallery/FfngbAe
• - easily throws a giant. TLO ch. 15
• - can teleport long distances such as Long Island to Connecticut using shadows TLO ch.6 https://textuploader.com/1g2oz and without shadows THO pg.328,330

Curse of Achilles

user gains invulnerability, increased fighting prowess, but one weak spot that can only be pierced, and even a nick is enough to kill

• - electrocution does not work to kill although it does hurt TLO ch.19
• - Kronos under the curse survived an explosion that destroyed a cruise ship TLO ch.1
• - Percy didn’t feel hundreds of bullets TLO ch.8 from the TLO graphic novel https://imgur.com/gallery/MlyRYmI
• - Percy blasted 300 yards with a force attack that would have broken every bone without the curse TLO ch.14

Avatar mode

Percy merged with the Egyptian vulture goddess Nekhbet granting him a few more abilities

• - Thousands of years worth of memories and knowledge COP pg.24
• - See multiple layers of reality COP pg. 25
• - Enhanced strength COP pg.25
• - Vulture avatar that gave him flight and protection from attacks strong enough to destroy a soccer field COP pg.27-29

The beginning
When Q is saying “Was Trump asked to run for President w/ assurances made to prevent tampering?” my initial thought was that the alliance asked him to run some time before the 2016 election but with a little bit of research it becomes obvious that this is not the case. So, let’s go back in time.
The year is 2011, Trump is giving interviews as a potential candidate for the Presidency. While he is not sure if he will end up running or not that doesn’t stop him from going full attack on Obama. In one interview (1) he says about Obama’s background “I have people that actually have being studying it and they cannot believe what they are finding”. In another (2) with Sean Hannity he seems to know every detail when it comes to Obama’s connections with extremists such as Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright and a mobster named Tony Rezko. What is interesting about the events that transpire then is something that Trump said about Obama in his 2015 (3) speech at CPAC “Hillary Clinton wanted his birth certificate … John McCain fought really hard and really viciously to get his birth certificate … Trump comes along and I am not a sitting senator I am not a sitting anything else … he gave a birth certificate … Hillary Clinton wanted it, McCain wanted it and I wanted it. He didn’t do it for them, he did it for me (!) …”
This wasn’t the first time Trump attempted to get the Presidency. According to some articles (4) he was mulling with a presidential run for 2004 and 2008 but both times decided against running. He did however came much closer to a presidential run in 2000 when he campaigned for the nomination of the Reform Party. It is important to note who is backing Trump this time. First, it’s his long time pen pal and star of the Reform Party, Jesse Ventura. To be exact, Ventura privately encouraged Trump to run but official told reporters that “… If he announces that he will be a candidate he will absolutely get my full consideration” as he put it. Second it’s his longtime aide Roger Stone who was hired as director of the exploratory committee. Again this wasn’t the first time Trump came close to running for President. For that we have to go back in 1987, where there are reports stating that Sumner Baye and Abe Hirschfeld launched a campaign to make Donald Trump the first multi-billionaire president of the United States. Also there is a political activist named Mike Dunbar who launched a “Draft Trump” campaign hoping that he will convince the billionaire to run.
So, what year was he asked to run for President? If you look at the above timeline and consider the effort put to make Trump President it appears that this effort intensifies as we come close to 2016. The first attempt in 1987 appears uncoordinated by some secret benevolent force. It is just some guys who thought Trump had what it needed in order to become great President. Plus back then Trump completely backed George Bush for the Presidency (5) so he didn’t seem to have good info or inside knowledge. If you think maybe Bush wasn’t at the time the scam he turned out to be you will probably be wrong. Between 1977 and 1979, he was director of the Council on Foreign Relations, prior to that he was Director of the Central Intelligence (CIA) for about a year. The second attempt (2000) however is a whole different case. This time he does a lot more than attend a couple of rallies as he did in 1987. He forms a presidential exploratory committee, makes numerous media appearances as a candidate, travels to campaign events in Florida, California, Minnesota and even qualifies for two presidential primaries. What is really interesting about this potential presidential run is the timing. Donald Trump announced the creation of a presidential exploratory committee on October 7 1999 on Larry King’s show. JFK Jr. died July 16, 1999. Not even three full months after his death Trump is considering a presidential run. But how is this related to Trump’s decision? Trump and JFK Jr were friends (Trump said it in his interview with Larry King) (6). JFK Jr was considering a run for the New York Senate. Hillary Clinton was targeting the same seat. JFK Jr was the favorite to win the seat. The Clintons murdered JFK Jr (or so they thought) in order to massively increase Hillary’s chances of winning. My theory is that this is the event that convinced Trump to join the alliance and run for President. I am assuming that there is already an effort to get rid of the cabal since 1963. As Q put it “Rest in peace Mr. President (JFK), through your wisdom and strength, since your tragic death, Patriots have planned, installed, and by the grace of God, activated, the beam of LIGHT." Maybe that was The “Start” Q mentioned in post 1082.
Important to note that even back then you can clearly see the MSM are doing their best to paint a negative picture of “The Donald” (7) as they called him. But remember who controls the media, it’s the CIA. Operation Mockingbird started in the early 1950s so by the 1999 they must have had complete control of the media. So when MSNBC is bitching about Trump back in 2000 who is really bitching about Trump. Yep, you guessed it, it’s the CIA. So either they knew there was an organized effort to take the Presidency or simply that Trump wasn’t one of them.
Unfortunately at this point and time the alliance’s attempt to win the Presidency seems rushed and not well prepared. Take for example Trump’s picks/considerations for his cabinet. Oprah Winfrey for Vice President and Colin Powell for Secretary of State. I left the “best” for last. John McCain for Secretary of Defense. Wait what, no name for DOD?? (۝ṌṌꙬ@).
Years pass by, Trump continues to run his empire and joins The Apprentice in an attempt to build his reputation (?). He mentions in a couple articles about a potential Presidential run for the 2004 and 2008 years but nothing happens. Until 2011. Then, he is literally everywhere, giving interview after interview, attacking Obama with very well research points, being more serious than ever to run. Everything looks ideal for them, he even leads some polls (according to him) but in the end decides not to run. What happened? Why didn’t he run for the 2012 election? Maybe the alliance wasn’t ready?
To get a better picture you should also consider this. Members of the alliance are using the US military for their counter coup but remember the military is equipped to fight tanks, fighter jets and other armored vehicles, it is not equipped to fight the mainstream media and all other corrupt officials. It must have taken the white hats years in order to transform the military with new abilities (plus they would have needed to be extra careful in the beginning).
So ask yourself these questions. Trump joined the apprentice in 2003, what if he didn’t join to make his name a bigger brand? What if this move was part of the plan? The show made him look powerful, in control and friendly to millions of Americans. Just listen to what Roger Stone said in an interview (8) “He is perfectly made up. He is perfectly coiffed. He is perfectly lit. He is in a high back chair making tough decisions. What is he look like? He looks like a President! …I understand the elite say that’s reality TV. Voters don’t see it that way”.
Yet, there are evidence suggesting that the organized plan to make Trump President goes way before 1999 (which was my initial guess) with unknown forces supporting it and others opposing it. These evidence are not direct but suggest foreknowledge and negative preconditioning for the public.
First, it’s the famous Illuminati card game published in 1982. In one of the later versions of the game, Illuminati New World Order Assassins (1995), a card was published with a potential great significance to our research. The card is titled “Enough is Enough”, is depicting a guy yelling and it writes “At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.” What is particularly interesting about this card is the similarities with real life and the timeline that led to where we are now. To begin with the analysis the guy depicted in the card bears a strong resemblance to the 1995 Donald, furthermore the picture cleverly conceals the guy’s hair. All these years people though that this card predicted Trump’s Presidency but I don’t think it did. I have an alternative explanation, probably better. What if Trump is the one saying “Enough is Enough” (He has said it many times in his rallies (9), I even found it on his twitter 3 times one of which was on 9/11/2014! Even Q wrote the exact same phrase 3 times in posts 930, 1010 and 1494) and the bad guys are the ones saying the other part “At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.” Maybe the card was published as warning for the good guys not to try anything. Maybe that was the reason the guys’ hair was concealed. Donald’s hair is unique, if it wasn’t concealed it would have been obvious to whom this card was addressed but that wasn’t necessary. The message could be sent and received without unrelated people finding out what is all about. It is worth mentioning that the game was published by a gaming company (Steve Jackson Games) who has a pyramid with an eye as its logo and had its offices raided by the Secret Service in 1990 for supposedly making a 'Hacking Guide'.
Second, “Back to the Future Part II” screenwriter Bob Gale recently confirmed in an interview that Donald Trump was the inspiration for the character (Biff Tannen) he and director Robert Zemeckis created back in 1989. Long story short, future Biff steals time travel machine, goes back in time and gives his younger shelf a sports almanac with the outcomes of the games for the next 50 years. Biff uses this info, becomes a billionaire and a playboy, buys a casino and gets involved in many shady businesses. His ascent to power is accompanied with the burning of the local school, the rise of the police state, increase in poverty, prostitution and gang related crimes. Overall, the beautiful town of Hill Valley descends into anarchy. In the same movie that predicted the attacks on 9/11 Trump’s character is portrayed as someone that will endanger society’s future. In case you don’t know in Back to the future 1 Libyan nationalists attack Doctor Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) in the Twin Pines Mall at 1:16 Α.Μ. (which is 9:11 if you turn it upside down), in Back to the Future 2 you can see two pines appearing in Marty McFly's (Michael Fox) tv which later turn into the twin towers as his mother keeps changing the channels. If you observe the whole scene from grandpa McFly’s point of view (he is hovering upside down from some medical device) you can clearly see that the towers appear to be falling. The same people that feel the need to reveal their plans before they end your life they are also “telling” you that Trump’s ascent to power can have severe consequences. Again, consider the timeline. The second movie is published in 1989. It would have been in production for at least one or two years. What year Trump attempted a run for the Presidency for the first time? 1987!
I know I didn’t prove exactly when he was asked to run but I think I made it obvious that this underground war has been going on long before any of us knew anything about it. I am also wondering if bad actors were aware of an attempt to end their empire with Donald Trump destined to lead this effort then how did he manage to avoid assassination all these years? I will leave you with this, one of Trump’s tweets “…I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!” Is he taunting anyone?
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“I knew this day would arrive, it is only a question of when…” Donald J Trump
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1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blckpwk1voQ
2. http://www.foxnews.com/transcript/2011/04/15/exclusive-donald-trump-rips-into-president-obama-past.html
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEnkJNEMLH0
4. https://mashable.com/2015/06/16/donald-trump-president-fake/?europe=true#XK8sJ2M58aqL
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acpmInqcuH4 (@6:20)
6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F6OTigqQo0 (@37:10)
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkPSds6085I
8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltuugbKPJ9g (@1:00, 4:25)
9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkp3gARJEes (@2:45, 2:57)