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Ok, forgive the formatting. This was originally a greentext post for all the /b/tards at 4chan. It's also a long read but if you can get past that then it is actually a quite interesting story that happened to me years ago.
be 22 active duty air force assigned to Nellis in Las Vegas not disclosing job, but no stranger to weapons and tactics get pulled in to supervisor's office one day told I've just been "voluntold" to participate in a training exercise with DOD no other information given other than reporting instructions pretty much any question I asked was answered with "I have no fucking idea " report to conference room at base hotel next morning per instruction see about 12 other guys from my unit also voluntold to be there five guys enter room in civilian clothes introduce themselves as the "WHITEBOX" Group Assume it's an acronym for something, but never explained told we will be upgrading our security clearances hours of paperwork, only told we are participating in a force on force exercise released back to our unit crack jokes about how the exercise is a lie and we will be experimented on return to regular job and time passes eventually assume that it was canceled and forget the whole thing
about 2 months later supervisor pulls me aside and tells me that I need to report to a briefing the next day says it’s about "some WHITEBOX exercise" has no idea what it is and doesn't seem to care. once again report to base hotel with the other 12 guys WHITEBOX guys show up and pick us up in a van driven off base to some random office building and escorted into the offices of the Department of Energy, WTF? mystery only deepens, what the fuck is happening? what if this actually is some evil experimental shit more hours of paperwork and security/safety briefings by random suits had to fill out and sign a non-disclosure agreement and that threatened arrest if violated required to turn in cell phones and any other electronic devices in our possession our cell phones get locked in a cabinet while the office phone in the room gets unplugged WHITEBOX guys finally return and fire up a power point briefing first slide just titled WHITBOX Exercise 0X slide also labeled in bold red letters "CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET / NOFORN / ORCON this is really starting to feel serious
WHITEBOX Exercise finally explained told that for the next two weeks we will be role playing as OPFOR (opposing forces) we will try to attack and penetrate a DOD facility and carry out a simulated act of sabotage facility is protected by a contracted privately owned security force security group is required by the DOD to carry out this exercise in order to audit their protection every couple of years if we succeed, security company fails the audit and looses the contract the exercise is the conclusion of a two week inspection of the security contractors and their procedures every exercise a random military unit is chosen as OPFOR "reminded that we are silent professionals and that this isn’t something we should be advertising shaving wavers granted and civilian attire only FUCKYEAH.jpg power point scrolls to a page with a google earth screenshot on it instantly recognize the picture it's Area 51 holyfuckingshit.exe are we are being told to break into Area 51? can't be real random unit bro pipes up out of nowhere "Is that fucking Area 51?" we are all fucking stoked later told not to call it Area 51 as that just makes you a total chode Groom Lake, Paradise Ranch, or Homey Airbase are the acceptable names many insiders simply refer to it as “The Base” also reminded of the possible legal action via UCMJ if we go around telling everyone about it One of the WHITEBOX guys is now our designated "insider threat" exercise is designed to simulate that someone inside has been comprised by a foreign government he will provide any information that we ask for that he has knowledge of or access to other WHITEBOX guys handle will handle exercise logistics they will provide any weapons or equipment that we request to carry out mission "within reason" told this is not a COD loadout screen
ground rules established... will only be provided with weapons that we are certified to carry weapons will be armed with blank rounds or completely empty also no vehicles will be utilized by us within the DOD property landmarkers simulating road chases are not authorized our insertion is simulated so we will already be escorted/processed through various checkpoints and dropped off near the base no impractical equipment requests, so no tanks, helos, surveillance drones, or scud missiles, lol any explosives we intend to simulate will be assessed by WHITEBOX so if we want to blow the perimeter fences we will tell them before hand, they will calculate the weight of the bang we would need, it would be simulated by rocks, and then someone would need to hump the weight number 1 rule established and stressed with a very serious tone we will be escorted by WHITEBOX evaluators at all times within the DOD landmarkers at no point are any of us authorized to be alone in the facility actual security is not laxed because of the exercise, nor is this a free pass to roam security personnel can still use real force in the event that we deviate from the established protocols shown various pictures within the airbase that most will never get to see a specific hangar is designated as our target building. we will need to gain access to that hangar and carry out an act of sabotage for our sabotage we will need to ///REDACTED/// obviously we won't be doing it for real so we will actually need complete a random task inside the hangar task will be designed to be as complex and time consuming as the real thing all while being hunted by the security force insider threat briefing continues, various elements of the base security procedures and day to day operations explained however, get the impression that the chosen source is someone with a generic admin position and is not actually involved with security we are also encouraged to do our own research and scour the interwebz for info about the base told to supply the URLs to WHITEBOX if we find anything of interest. sorry if we got your Alex Jones or Art Bell conspiracy blogs taken offline briefing finally concludes, we are reminded of our non-disclosure policy and taken back to Nellis and dismissed for the day
next day we all meet at Creech Air Force Base in Indian Springs, Nevada we will be using this location to build our plan of attack and do rehearsals/dry runs it's actually pretty cool because it's on us to plan our op, just a bunch of random Airmen periodically grill our insider with questions and start asking our other WHITEBOX guys for gear we tried to have our insider take pictures of the interior of our target hangar, but he got caught IRL he would be arrested and interrogated by the feds, and the whole op would be dead instead though the guys that caught him received kudos from the inspectors, and he just tells us nope have to rely on a whiteboard sketch of the inside decide to keep it simple, M4 riffles only however I am certified on the Barret M82 .50 cal. we decide that I will carry that heavy mother fucker as well as an M4 and provide overwatch from the distance kind of bummed out because im not going inside it will be on me to neutralize certain security positions that we have previous identified we remind our WHITEBOX guys that the M82 is an anti-material weapon with the ability to disable vehicles they tell us that I will just need to call my shots to the evaluator that I will be partnered with he will radio to the vehicles that they are destroyed and will need to stop driving guess I should mention that is also part of the disadvantage we have we will all be paired with WHITEBOX evaluators who will sort of act as referees during this simulated battle however they will all be wearing bright orange reflective vest identifying them as exercise officials that really fucks our ability to stay hidden and stealthy, but it is what it is also should mention that this is a daytime raid despite our objections sounds like they are setting us up for failure, but they remind us not to think of it like that this is all being done just so the evaluators can get a good look at the security's incident response procedures it's not an unannounced drill, the military doesn't really like to do that kind of thing especially with large scale exercises such as this everyone on the base know we are coming, there's no element of surprise here except with what kind of attack we prep it would be a real hot clusterfuck if the security contractors failed the audit heads would roll, people would get fired, and numerous officers would be relieved of command I still get to attack Area 51 so don't care as this is the coolest thing I've done in the military
our plan is starting to come together over the days decide to sacrifice one of us in a suicide bomb attack figure out which of us is the most "FNG" or lowest ranking and make him do it he will approach one of the ECPs (entry points to the base) on foot wearing a rucksack loaded with rocks (make-believe explosives) he will be wearing a uniform and will identify himself as Air Force and will franticly yell that he needs help we don't anticipate that he will make it that far or that the security will actually swallow this ruse however his goal is to get as close as he can to the ECP and yell allah ackbar and release his dead man's switch and try to take out what he can his evaluatoescort will drop a GBS (ground burst simulator) when he detonates GBS is a little miniature explosive device that just makes a really loud boom anyone who’s been through any type of military training is familiar with them, they are used to add stress and create excitement we are hoping this will be a distraction and will get as much security as possible to converge on that location the rest of us will assault from the other side of the base and try to breach the perimeter several of us will also be rucking explosive rocks for the breach chose a breach point that will have us crossing only a minimal portion of the flightline (place where aircraft operate) if we successfully simulate breaching the perimeter the exercise will be paused and we will be inprocessed through the ECP and brought into the base exercise will resume and we will continue to assault towards the target hangar I will stay outside in my sniper position and try to smoke what I can inside the hangar the team will cover the doors with simulated claymores and take up cover two guys will carry out the simulated sabotage act while the rest cover the doors WHITEBOX doesn't have any inert claymores to provide so the will be simulated with small weighted ammo cans the weight is really starting to become problematic so we abandon the claymores and decide to just cover the doors with firepower would really help if we had a vehicle, but not happening to be fair, vehicles wouldn't make it that close to the base if they tried to attack IRL armored or not
week one down, plan looking solid considering how much of our attack is simulated two weeks of planning is actually excessive not complaining though cause two weeks of hanging out and smoking and joking compared to normal work at Nellis only downside is the hour drive back and forth each day to Creech AFB casino right outside that base with awesome steak and eggs so not too bad though one of the WHITEBOX guys tells us he's actually employed by the Department of Energy he doesn't actually work at Groom Lake, he works at the Nevada Test Range the massive amount of Nevada landscape that is restricted and owned by the feds is actually impressive contrary to popular myth there is road access to Groom Lake via the adjacent test range, but not too many people actually make that drive. the 737 shuttle from McCarran Airport is how everyone gets there since the drive is long as fuck the main paved road through Rachel Nevada that all the tourist flock to doesn't really have any operational use anymore allegedly we will be driving there through the test range via a convoluted series of paved and dirt roads route is CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET, not kidding
DOE dude gives us a tour of the test range one day load cases of water in back of van drive to Mercury Nevada and stop at checkpoint inprocessed inside, get pictures taken and issued escorted visitor passes also required to wear radiation badges once inside get to see all that shit from The Hills Have Eyes, fake towns that were blown up with atomic bombs not as intact as they are portrayed in films though, they are pretty rekt or deconstructed show us a massive crater called the Sedan Crater in the 50's they experimented with using atomic bombs for mass excavation projects hoping they could just nuke the ground and build shit instead of fucking around with bulldozers pretty stupid and impractical but they didn't know any better back then they buried an atomic bomb a half a mile underground and blew it up Sedan Crater left behind as a result and the fucking thing is huge. they allegedly herded cattle down to the bottom of the crater afterwards to test the post fallout effects pretty fuckin savage, and it was actually stunning to look at two hour drive to Groom Lake though endless desert roads now see why we loaded the water, we’d be pretty fucked if the van broke down or got stuck get first distant look at the base without having to enter their checkpoints holyshit.mp4 very few people get to actually see what we are seeing to be honest though, looks like any other air force base I've ever seen except smaller besides the obvious fact that it is in the middle of bum fuck nowhere and its main runway is long as fuck also realize one of the reasons they didn't want us operating vehicles most roads are dirt and the entire lake bed is surrounded by "moon dust" everywhere moon dust is the ultra-fine sand found in certain parts of the desert with the consistency of flour it's also a total bitch to drive in and the security patrols getting stuck is a somewhat frequent occurrence told that they even have some of the AAFES fast food joints there that you find on any other base imagine working at a Burger King that you need a Top Secret security clearance for, how the fuck does that work??? noticed that despite being authorized to be here, we are still being watched by distant security patrols wonder if they know we are the bad guys that are going to be attacking the joint make some minor adjustments to the plan since the google earth pictures lack some detail conclude tour and take the 3 to 4 hour drive back home, most of us slept in the van
arrive at Creech next day and see that more WHITEBOX guys have been added to the mix, now there's like 20 of them for the past two weeks they have been inspecting the security contractors and its procedures you can tell a lot of them are ex-military based off of language and the people that are dipping and spiting in empty water bottles the mood is light, all of the exercise planning is finished, nothing to do the last two days we managed to borrow an empty hangar at Creech and used it as a mockup of our target hangar to run rehearsals no longer asking our insider questions about security, instead start asking completely ridiculous questions about conspiracies for lulz accuse some of them of being reptilians to see how they react, some of them get legit uncomfortable before you go sounding off, doubt they are hiding anything, some folks just don’t get military humor one does, however, and shows us a velcro patch that he wears on his rucksack it's one of those standard patches you spot on a pilot’s flight suit that has the name, rank, branch, and blood type his blood type seriously says reptilian it's obvious that they embrace and poke fun at the reputation this base has, in fact they thrive off of it
the day finally fucking arrives, time to attack this bitch wake up at 0400 and drive an hour to Creech dressed to kill decide to wear DCU "desert combat uniform" pants and a sand t shirt with my personally owned Blackhawk tactical vest to carry spare M4 mags sometimes the military issues some real shitty gear so our unit is somewhat lax and allows us to personally buy our own better equipment if it has command approved use and doesn't break SOPs also wear my empty gas mask pouch attached to my hip and use it to carry spare M82 .50 cal mags also wear a black turban for lulz that I bought off an ANA (Afghani Northern Alliance) dude downrange used to have a guile suite but it got lost on a deployment so that's a no go unfortunately arm up with an M4 with M68 red dot sight and attach a BFA "blank firing adapter" to the muzzle, and load six mags of .556 blanks also provided with my trusty Barret .50 M82 and five mags there is no BFA for the Barret that I'm familiar with so carry that with empty mags, guess I get to cheat with the weight load up in the vans with WHITEBOX team and drive another hour to Mercury get inprosscessed through security checkpoint and receive visitor badges for the test range drive another 2 hour on random roads passing more checkpoints /// REDACTED /// forced to surrender cell phones, personally owned electronic devices and CAC cards (military ID cards) again receive our escorted visitor passes for Groom Lake and now continue down some of the most forbidden roads in American history start unloading as close to our start point as the terrain allows and hump the rest of the distance on foot with our escorts suicide attack bro hangs back in the van with other escorts and is driven to his start point the terrain is favorable and allows us to set up out of sight hence why we chose the spot I break off and try to set up my nest at my chosen OP "observation point" as discreetly as possible not really stealthy cause I'm being followed by a guy wearing an orange reflective vest that says STAN EVAL and he's just casually walking he tells me to set up the Barret, but just simulate your shots by firing the M4 blanks now in a spot where I can observe base activity and provide cover fire for the breach, but I am also the most easy to spot sniper ever now wait for confirmation that our distraction on the other side has happened, taking a real long fucking time
my escort's radio chimes to life and starts talking "attention all WHITEBOX, we now have proper authentication via CASTLE ROCK for initiation of a detachment level exercise" voice on radio proceeds to spit out a long winded exercise safety briefing realize it's been about 40 minutes and we are just now fucking starting another 10 minutes and finally get word that suicide bro is approaching his target escorts all inform us that the security force is responding to reports of an explosion outside of the ECP later find out that suicide bro was stopped and challenged at gun point about 50 meters outside of ECP by a mounted patrol he then just fuck it and started sprinting towards the ECP until they opened fire with blanks and his escort set off the GBS he actually managed to take out the vehicle that stopped him and create several casualties (we gave him the heaviest explosive rocks loadout) overall our distraction was pretty fucking successful give it a another minute or two and finally start shooting and calling my shots to my escort/evaluator he's talking on his radio and relaying my simulated violence, "inform Merc-17 that they are dead from sniper fire" etc... I have predetermined targets to engage based off of what poses the biggest threat to the breach team I actually do some damage and get confirmation of casualties from my escort it's about a 600 meter run to the base perimeter in the open desert so it's on me to try and clear their path as much as I can the plan is to try to lure some security vehicles to our position then eliminate them with the Barret while they are en route the dead vehicles can then serve as points of cover for the breach team as they assault towards the base breach team was also aiming to see if they could snag any security radios from the dead patrols so we can monitor their comms didn't really work out that way however, in the end we simply didn't have all the info about the anticipated security response without giving away too many sensitive details, we all got ambushed by the security from unexpected locations forced to abandon my nest and the Barret to start moving towards another location to back up the breach team that was under fire trade some shots with security until my escort finally announces "ok dude, you're dead. go ahead and lay down" that's it, game over
play dead for about 20 minutes while security cleans up the area breach team gets rekt, we managed to get within 100 meters of the perimeter couple of security dudes approach me and perform a dead combatant body search on me it's a specific type of search designed to search a dead body while also checking for possible explosive booby traps pretend to be dead and let security dudes run my pockets finally one of the evaluators shouts "PauseEx" (pause exercise) we got fucking annihilated, no chance this attack was going to be successful our evaluators tell us that everyone did a great job, HOWEVER.... we are going to continue the exercise because they didn't get the chance to observe much of the internal security components we are going to resume the exercise assuming that we were actually able to get inside that target hangar this will give the evaluators the opportunity to observe the security's recap and recov procedures (re-capture and recovery) we all get magically resurrected from the dead I realize that I am actually going inside Groom Lake! Fucking Awesome...
spend about 15 minutes policing up the area for brass which means wandering around and picking up spent cartridges board vans and get driven around to ECP. realize that only half of the security force is playing in this exercise the rest are still armed with live weapons and are still performing regular protection duties forced to show our visitor passes, names and badge numbers are compared against a master list that the security has /// REDACTED /// /// REDACTED /// notice a homemade sign hanging on the wall at the security center it’s got a picture of an alien with a red X through it that says "no extraterrestrial entities or relics beyond this point" like I said earlier, everyone enjoys the reputation this base has drive to our target hangar, holy fuck! I am now inside Area 51 use of blanks not authorized indoors, everyone is told to clear out weapons rest of the exercise will use simulated firing, the equivalent of pointing your empty weapon at someone and yelling bang sadly not the first time I trained like this, military does it all the time it’s ridiculous and awkward every time, looks like a bunch of kids playing backyard soldiers with sticks security has already reset its posture, they know we are attacking but doesn't know the building we are hitting we all enter the hangar, get the impression that it doesn't actually get used IRL anymore reeks of mildew and no power inside, dust everywhere in the center there is a pickup truck covered with a tarp and roped off with red rope and stanchions, signs posted identifying it as a controlled area told that this is a simulated military asset and this is what we are sabotaging WHITEBOX evaluator pulls a box out of the bed of the truck remember when I said we will have to do a complex and time consuming task to simulate our act of sabotage? it’s a fucking Star Wars Lego kit! I shit you not! evaluators tell us we will need start building it and reach page 12 in the instructions without errors or mistakes kind of wish we went with our earlier plan and brought claymores cause I spotted some sweet chokepoints outside the building to set them up also wish we had the idea of bringing padlocks and chains so we could lock down the hangar and make life more difficult for the security force set up our spots to cover the doors, we are well versed with building clearing tactics so we know what spots to cover to make it hard
WHITEBOX evaluator authenticates over the radio with someone by passing letters and numbers back and forth, process known as sign/countersign voice on radio announces that the detachment level WHITEBOX exercise has resumed showtime! Two unit bros start opening the Lego kit and sorting parts me and the suicide bro weren't supposed to be in this hangar or even on the base to begin with so we don't have points to cover inside come up with idea and ask one of the escorts if we can go out the back on to the flightline plan to walk to two separate buildings in opposite directions and see if we can create distractions evaluators approve the plan, but tell us we can't approach or enter other buildings, nor approach any parked aircraft decide to leave firearms and my tac vest behind for clever reasons if we are unarmed the security will most likely apprehend us, and search us this is more time consuming than just shooting us and will keep them away from the hangar longer exit the back of the hangar on to the flightline and just start casually walking down the tarmac with my escort eventually hear the sound of police sirens in the distance getting louder, hear they come! get the urge to start sprinting but decide not to since it would most likely result in me being tackled on the pavement, fuck that later realize distant sirens are actually responding to hangar after reports of a silent alarm being received so much for the distraction plan
decide not to return to hangar since there is not much I can do unarmed, and continue walking down flightline all the parked aircraft I see are just normal military aircraft, although some do seem to have “enhancements” or cosmetic features that I haven’t seen before ask my escort where they keep all the flying saucers, he smirks and just replies "underground" wonder if there are actually any subterranean levels to this base, suppose a lot of these buildings could support that ask my escort if there are really underground levels, he facetiously says “who knows” white pickup truck with police lights approaching fast pretend not to notice and keep walking voice starts barking at me over a loudspeaker "stop right there! do not move! get your hands up! security mercs climbing out of vehicle with rifles drawn, don't see magazines in the riffles, they are part of the drill they actually try to challenge both of us, escort has to remind them that he is out of play security goons bark at me, "face away from me NOW! keep your hands up!" they are actually pretty intimidating, I comply proceed to have me lay on the ground face down with my arms and legs stretched out yell at me to put my hands in the small of my back, palms together, fingers up big black guy approaches me and actually puts his knee on my neck George Floyd style "don't fight me, don't resist me, or you are gonna get hurt" he says puts me in zip ties and picks me up, see other guards still have weapons drawn on me overall whole thing similar to a gangbanger getting rolled up by the cops black guy puts me in some weird and uncomfortable arm hold tells me to start walking while he steers my body with the arm hold and walks me off the flightline taken to a grassy area, get put back on the ground and searched and questioned /// REDACTED /// I try to bluff and say that the hangar will blow if anyone goes inside, see if that stalls them he tries to question me about it, but I can tell he’s not biting, I decide to tone it down and stay quiet cause the dude really looks like he’s going to fuck me up actually overhear his partner talking on the radio, he’s telling others to exercise caution and beware of possible explosive booby traps lights out, realize that someone put a bag over my head evaluator calls out "EndEX" (end exercise) all portions of the exercise are terminated, it's all over
black security guy cuts my zip ties, takes off the hood and sets me loose later find out that security retook the hangar with no problems my guys inside struggled with the Legos since it was so dark and hard to see instead of immediately going in, security tossed inert CS gas canisters inside none of us brought gas mask since it was something our insider failed to mention evaluator let us build legos for another 30 seconds then yelled “GAS, GAS, GAS” unit bros in the hangar were told to lay on the ground and pretend to be incapacitated security swarmed the place with gas mask and guns, kicked away weapons they got a similar treatment to what I received on the flightline and got hauled out of there we all regroup at the base's main visitor center for the AAR (after action review) overall security responded quite well, only some points were critiqued, nothing failing smoke cigarettes and crack jokes back and forth with the security dudes, finally get to see the human side of the guy who snagged me on the flightline tell him he’s one scary mofo, he smiles and we shake hands security dudes leave, head to base theater for full debrief WHITEBOX guys thank us for our participation, time to head home wait a sec, let’s see some fucking aliens WHITEBOX guy smirks and says he’ll give us the dollar tour another day drive back to Mercury knowing full well that we are not going to hear back from them, especially about a tour return radiation badges to the Mercury office told that if we never hear back from them that it’s a good sign told that if they do call us then our Tricare (military health coverage) will get put to good use whole experience was cool as fuck one of the evaluators hands out business cards for ///REDACTED/// and tells us to look them up when we separate from the military starting pay for the security force is pretty fucking dope and only certain military backgrounds are considered for it return to Indian Springs and hit up the casino for drinks with the original 5 WHITEBOX guys ask if any of the prior OPFOR units actually pulled it off and broke in told that a group of CCT guys from the 24th STS was the closest anyone’s ever gotten but even they still failed makes sense, I’ve heard that those dudes are legit operators tell war stories and get drunk actually receive a letter of appreciation from the Air Force Test Center Detachment 3 from Edwards Air Force Base, California about a month later it thanks me for my participation in an exercise but makes no mention of Groom Lake my participation in a vaguely worded “DOD exercise” actually gets mentioned as a bullet in my annual performance report mfw I attacked Area 51
tldr - me and my coworkers "broke" into Area 51 with automatic weapons so we could put together an X-wing starfighter out of Legos
Thanks for reading. I should mention that I have intentionally withheld a lot of details and even altered a few. I'm not trying to blow up anyone’s spot and compromise shit. Just wanted to share a true story about some cool shit I got to do in my youth. For example WHITEBOX is a completely fabricated name while the whole operation actually went under another random weird name. It still ranks as some of the most cloak and dagger shit I got to do in the military. I actually don’t really tell too many people because it is no one’s business and no one would believe me anyways. I finally figured that enough time has passed and like I said, I have specially tailored this story to avoid leaking any sensitive shit. Overall the base was actually kind of underwhelming. I didn’t really see any earth shattering secrets there. All of the alien and reptilian conspiracy theories were openly mocked and made fun of there. It’s really just a base that gets an extra layer of discreetness and physical security for more sensitive assets and projects to be kept there. The CIA, JSOC and other intel gangs from Washington even have offices out there because it’s just a quiet tucked away place to do business. I will say that their security is no joke and that they have some truly fascinating techniques to detect and deny intruders. Hope you enjoyed.

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photoshopbattles	PsBattle: Kid eating an Apple on Christmas.	Apple
nosleep	Brianna Westledorf's Facebook part 2?	Facebook
mildlyinteresting	Found this egg today while working. It has a perfect Nike Swoosh on the top of it.	Nike
mildlyinteresting	I'm Facebook friends with a random small town photographer because I like seeing his weirdness pop up in my newsfeed.	Facebook
worldnews	Woman praises train guard after racist attack - BBC News	BBC
AskReddit	The United States Education System got far worse than ever according to PISA. How would you improve Education if it were our Apollo Mission of the 21st Century?	United
Showerthoughts	The only time I use Internet Explorer is when I want to download Google Chrome.	Google
Music	Black Sabbath bow out in Birmingham with final concert - BBC News	BBC
news	Black Sabbath bow out in Birmingham with final concert - BBC News	BBC
mildlyinteresting	Pencil holder at the Lego store has a spiral staircase inside. I love this place.	Lego
AskReddit	If the United States were to get nuked tomorrow what would be the fist ten cities to go and why?	United
explainlikeimfive	ELI5 Why is United States threatened by ISIS, more than any other regions like Europe, Russia or Middle East?	United
gaming	Professor Winston to Winston	Winston
Art	self portrait, Microsoft Paint airbursh	Microsoft
todayilearned	TIL McDonald's used to server soda with a cone cup. Forcing you to eat there crap with one hand.	McDonald's
worldnews	Trump Posted A False News Report To His Facebook Page And Got Thousands Of Shares	Facebook
Showerthoughts	Asking Google a question is like asking the audience on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.	Google
todayilearned	TIL that In 1934 Retired Marine Corps Major General Smedley Butler testified before the United States House of Representatives that wealthy businessmen were plotting to overthrow then President Franklin D. Roosevelt.	United
explainlikeimfive	Eli5: TD and TC	TD
pics	They built a McDonald's on top of the stairway to heaven in Hawaii	McDonald's
funny	High Speed Chase - Texas Edition	Chase
gaming	Bought FIFA 16 first ever fifa from games stop and when "installing" to the Xbox one it only gets to 12%. What do I do?	Xbox
gaming	In a Few Days You Can Join the Xbox Insider Program	Xbox
videos	Hack CCTV Cameras Without Any Software Using Google 2017!	Google
Music	Check Out My Sped Up Music Youtube Channel!	Youtube
Showerthoughts	Be happy that the Delta Force and Navy SEALS exist.... As long they exist you have a chance in a worst case scenario.	Delta
worldnews	Trump bid to reinstate travel ban fails - BBC News	BBC
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: Can you give me a brief summary of the BMW internal computer system?	BMW
todayilearned	TIL in 2003 two men strolled on to a Boeing 727 and just flew off. Them and the plane haven't been seen since.	Boeing
worldnews	Trump bid to reinstate travel ban fails - BBC News	BBC
food	Homemade Orange Soda Cake	Orange
worldnews	Trump bid to reinstate travel ban fails - BBC News	BBC
listentothis	Charlie Winston -- Lately Indie Rock 2014	Winston
videos	Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about how conspiracy theories effect society and private enterprises such as Space X.	Tyson
Art	Breath of the wild hype. Ipad pro with Apple pencil. 1536x2048	Apple
gaming	One of the best moments of Youtube gaming skip to 8:20 if deep link doesn't work.	Youtube
funny	Brazilian dancers performing Total Eclipse of the Heart. AKA, Total Eclipse of Sarrada.	Total
worldnews	New Israel settlements 'may not be helpful' to peace, says US - BBC News	BBC
Showerthoughts	I love that you can Google "A man with two dogs in his pockets walking a duck wearing shoes", and get exactly that	Google
worldnews	Trump bid to restore travel ban rejected - BBC News	BBC
todayilearned	TIL in 1986, '60 Minutes' ran a scathing exposé on the Audi 5000, alleging it could wildly accelerate on its own. However, their on-air demonstration used a rigged car to show falsified results. Gov't tests later vindicated Audi but their sales had already plummeted. '60 Minutes' never apologized.	Audi
listentothis	Steve Kent -- Joy Electric Hip-Hop 2017	Kent
Showerthoughts	I seem to allow reviews of apps in the app store govern my decision on a 99p purchase far more than an eBay or Amazon review on a £99 purchase.	eBay
AskReddit	Does the Executive Order Banning Travel From 7 Countries Only Ban Flights From Those Countries Or Does It Ban People From Those Countries From Entering The United States - If So Where Is This Found In the Document?	United
funny	My Starbucks coffee has little people trying to escape! Drawn by barista ;	Starbucks
Showerthoughts	If Google does with autonomous cars what it has done with Android phones, we can expect a future with abandoned Herbie-the-Lovebug cars everywhere, stuck and/or misbehaving.	Google
videos	If you're going to fake it, you'd think you would at least Google what the uniform is supposed to look like	Google
Showerthoughts	I have no idea what being a tiger actually feels like, yet somehow, even after all these years, eating a bowl of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes still makes me feel slightly more tiger-esque.	Kellogg's
funny	Came home late last night and found my roommate left me a message...in Taco Bell sauce	Bell
videos	[Design Newsfeed Screen by Adobe XD	Adobe XD Tutorial](https://www.reddit.com/videos/comments/5s7eae/design_newsfeed_screen_by_adobe_xd_adobe_xd/)
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: How are Youtube comments moderated to only show the good ones?	Youtube
pics	How does Mike Tyson speak? Why, he uses his...	Tyson
videos	Dad catches son playing his Xbox after being told not to and destroys it as a result.	Xbox
movies	Ghost In The Shell Trailer	Shell
Showerthoughts	Bing is so dumb, that if you search Googol 10 to the power of 100 it presents you with Google the search engine, as the first of many references.	Google
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: Why do big companies like Coca-Cola spend millions on ads when everyone already knows they exist?	Coca-Cola
pics	Whoever created this Lego Batman Movie t-shirt display really didn't think the design through...	Lego
videos	NSFW Youtube won't take this video down.	Youtube
Jokes	US Representatives are like the dislike button on Youtube comments	Youtube
news	Afghanistan and Pakistan avalanches kill dozens - BBC News	BBC
worldnews	Afghanistan and Pakistan avalanches kill dozens - BBC News	BBC
worldnews	'You scare the heck out of me': Twitter feed collects Trump voters' regrets	Twitter
todayilearned	TIL Chandralekha 1948 - India - Tamil was the first film with a budget of more than a million dollars to be made outside of the United States.	United
Showerthoughts	I'd love to see stats for "X cm in inches" Google searches and viceversa. I have a feeling many of them will be about penises, specially at night.	Google
videos	The original Xbox vs Xbox One	Xbox
AskReddit	How much would you have to be paid to let Mike Tyson punch you in the face?	Tyson
videos	How Twitter throttles tweets	Twitter
listentothis	Rebel Kites - Atlas Sky Folk Rock 2015	Sky
AskReddit	Teachers of Reddit, does Google affect your classroom? Do you know when students just Google answers?	Google
listentothis	Paint The Sky Red -- The Happy Ending Is You post rock 2014	Sky
AskReddit	Why do you block people on Facebook for no reason?	Facebook
AskReddit	Why has it been that Green is Go/Good, Yellow is Slow/Warning and Red is Stop/Bad? Why this particular set of colors and not other colors like Blue, Orange or Purple?	Orange
worldnews	Visa holders from seven majority-Muslim countries who were turned away from the United States due to President Donald Trump’s travel ban are rushing to try again, hoping to make it through a narrow window opened by legal challenges.	United
space	In Search Of Liberty Bell 7: Documentary on the recovery of Grissom's Mercury capsule x-post from spacehistory	Bell
funny	McDonald's + Burger King + KFC	Burger King
space	Boeing has designed a sleek new space suit. The form-fitting Boeing Blue suit weighs only 20 pounds, about 10 pounds lighter than the bulky orange "pumpkin" suits worn by NASA shuttle crews.	Boeing
AskReddit	Reddit workers of Victoria's Secret & other lingerie stories, what is your most awkward experiences with customers?	Victoria's Secret
Music	Good Latin Instrumental Music on Apple Music	Apple
Showerthoughts	Charcuterie plates are the IKEA of food.	IKEA
news	Kent State responds to Michigan official calling for "another Kent State"	Kent
funny	We were making fun of the lack of exclamation points in a Super Bowl party Facebook event.	Facebook
movies	Film Review: 'The Lego Batman Movie' Is Super-Fun Superhero Satire	Lego
Futurology	How Facebook plans to evaluate its quest for generalized artificial intelligence	Facebook
worldnews	'If trade stops, war starts' Alibaba founder who visited Donald Trump warns. 'The world needs globalisation, it needs trade'	Alibaba
mildlyinteresting	The curtains created the Windows logo over an Apple logo sticker.	Apple
todayilearned	TIL that in 2006, a 23-year old James Bond fan changed his name to "James Dr No From Russia with Love Goldfinger ... Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond"	Casino
videos	Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds apparently had nothing to do with LSD	Sky
mildlyinteresting	This Jeep is a pickup	Jeep
Music	England Dan & John Ford Coley - Love Is The Answer Soft Rock	Ford
gaming	Long time Xbox gamer thinking of trading in everything for PS4	Xbox
AskReddit	Gamers of Reddit, what's your favorite Xbox One controlleheadset and why?	Xbox
videos	LSD and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds	Sky
gaming	GameStop and Target cancelling some Switch pre-orders due to shortages	Target
todayilearned	TIL Metallica did a cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart	Total
mildlyinteresting	Visor clip in my Jeep has seen some shit	Jeep
gifs	Hermit Crabs Shell Exchange	Shell
LifeProTips	LPT To remember what's in what storage box take a photo of each item. Put it in a shared Google Photos album, generate a QR code of its URL and put a label with it on the box. This way you always know what's in a box, and can search for anything from any browser.	Google
WritingPrompts	WP Google has been hacked and a website published where everyone's complete web search history is available and easily searchable by their name and email address.	Google
aww	Hermit Crabs Shell Exchange	Shell
television	Top Gear: First episode 1977 - BBC News intro+2mins	BBC
AskReddit	Redditors who work at the McDonald's corporate headquarters, why is McDonald's such a success?	McDonald's
Showerthoughts	I really want to change search engine, but Google is the only one that actually finds what I am looking for...	Google
videos	[Emergency landing flight Boeing 777 carrying 300 passengers on sonw	plane crash](https://www.reddit.com/videos/comments/5s8zpf/emergency_landing_flight_boeing_777_carrying_300/)
mildlyinteresting	Executive Orders now has its own section on Google news	Google
Documentaries	Where did humans come from? - New BBC Documentary 2017	BBC
AskReddit	What unusual Youtube channel are you subbed to and why?	Youtube
Art	Ingredients of a Subway Car, Installation with Pen and Ink Drawings	Subway
gifs	Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system	Ford
nottheonion	Kent State responds to Michigan official calling for "another Kent State"	Kent
AskReddit	Why Google is best search engine according to your opinion?	Google
todayilearned	TIL that Youtube has a stats for nerds option when right clicking on a video	Youtube
explainlikeimfive	ELI5 Coke and Pepsi Zero have 0% on fats salts and sugars, what is in them and how bad are they actually?	Pepsi
gaming	A big thank you to the amazing redditors who showed me some kindness after I posted about purchasing an Xbox 360. I am extremely grateful for all you've done for me! I can't thank you folks enough.	Xbox
pics	Jet Airways Boeing 777 at London Stansted Airport Diversion from Heathrow	Boeing
Art	two Portraits, Microsoft Paint airbursh tool	Microsoft
nosleep	I hacked Brianna Westledorf's Facebook part 2	Facebook
Showerthoughts	I shop at Walmart but not for the low prices. I just like being the most sexy person in the store.	Walmart
gaming	The Apple News icon looks very similar to the Dota 2 icon.	Apple
funny	The summary to Google Skymaps user agreement today	Google
worldnews	Germans' Trust in United States Falls to Russia's Level	United
funny	Oh good, Walmart restocked their girlfriends aisle	Walmart
gaming	Where can I get Read Dead Redemption 1 for Xbox One for a reasonable price? I don't care if it's physical or digital	Xbox
funny	My friends and I went to Walmart today.	Walmart
Documentaries	Nuclear weapons... new Documentary BBC 2017	BBC
EarthPorn	Roswell, Georgia, United States. Serenity by the water. OC 5184 × 2216	United
mildlyinteresting	Crystal Pepsi sighting in GA	Pepsi
todayilearned	TIL Target stores are located in 49 out of 50 US states. The only exception is Vermont.	Target
funny	So I ran Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics through Google translator couple of times...	Google
videos	London Luton Airport Plane Spotting Wizzair Hungary Pretty In Pink Airbus Jets Up Close.	Airbus
pics	This Pizza Hut is ready for Super Bowl Sunday	Pizza Hut
AskReddit	How plausible do you think it is that the United States will start another war?	United
listentothis	Steve Kent -- Joy Electric Hip-Hop 2017	Kent
nottheonion	[Shopper with gun kills suspected diaper thief at Florida Walmart	Fox News](https://www.reddit.com/nottheonion/comments/5sa0h4/shopper_with_gun_kills_suspected_diaper_thief_at/)
pics	This lady at Costco sat down, pulled out her laptop and got to work.	Costco
funny	"How does Mike Tyson speak? Why, he uses his..."	Tyson
sports	Paul Pierce hits his final bucket at the TD Garden and the crowd goes wild	TD
gaming	Three generations of Xbox - all simultaneously playable through the same audio/visual output except X1, thanks to component switcher	Xbox
Showerthoughts	I've never seen a Ferrari commercial.	Ferrari
news	Witness Opens Fire, Kills Walmart Shoplifting Suspect, Orange County Deputies Say	Walmart
news	Witness Opens Fire, Kills Walmart Shoplifting Suspect, Orange County Deputies Say	Orange
videos	A Video on How To Make An Apple Bong	Apple
dataisbeautiful	A map of the most popular NFL team by county, measured in Facebook likes	Facebook